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#1
This just came to my mind all of the sudden whilst watching South Park.

So I ask you all.... what are your guys'/ girls' fetishes and turn ons?
Feel free to tell your creepy ones. Porbably not the ones about young children though.
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#4
young children

wait... what are we talking about?
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#6
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TL;DR: Saw a girl at Wal-Mart, she started feeling me up, I jizzed in my pants.

Shit, I'm so pathetic.

[quote="'[BurnTheDusk"]']I agree, tone does sound better the closer your genitals are to the ground.

Crabcore?

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#9
Frag grenades.
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#12
glasses, thick dark frames, a nice bubble butt, but not a fatty, stocking, oh yeah, hell, anything that makes a woman stand out from the crowd is what matters as long as shes not one of a million, its all good
#13
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yep. this has been done soooooooooo many times, it's not funny.
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TL;DR: Saw a girl at Wal-Mart, she started feeling me up, I jizzed in my pants.

Shit, I'm so pathetic.

[quote="'[BurnTheDusk"]']I agree, tone does sound better the closer your genitals are to the ground.

Crabcore?

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#14
I remember this thread from a few months ago.

No one will say anything REALLY weird, because no one wants to admit something like that on UG.

And most of them will be jokes.... Or are they?
#15
I think I have a purple bra fetish.

Thursday I had a dream about the girl I like showing me her purple bra on webcam on MSN... Friday it was my sociology techer showing me hers in her office and last night was the girl I like again but this time with my ex showing me both of there bras... o.O
Whats it mean

I'm dreading to see who the next person will be.
#17
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Not really a fetish, I think. Glasses are sexy, though.



agree'd but i dunno white stockings!!!
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#18
Biting, Glasses, Stockings, Nuns, Teasing (as long as it leads to somewere), Napalm.

You know, the usual.
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#23
stilettos, white leggings, and nothin else but a pair of sexy teacher glasses =]
#24
You guys are going to think this is weird but.....


GIRLS.
actually, I really like redheads, but that isnt really a fetish is it?
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#25
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#28
Girls who like metal. Too bad most are stupid kids that are scene and also listen to crappy bands. I used to like scene chicks until I realized they all suck.
Also, girls that aren't super popular. Makes me think I have somewhat of a chance XD

Also, Asian.
#29
um, asses. tight khaki pants, high heals, combined with khaki pants is amazing. Nylon stockings with heels, legs, bras, piercings (not clit piercings those are gross)
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2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
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#30
oh yea and when girls are wearing nylon stockings but no underwear and you can see their asscrack. Cleavege. glasses are cool too.
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#31
i dunno why, but shorter girls. its not a fetish or anything, but i dunno... umm yeah
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#32
I have reddish hair...
Kinda brown though.
Plays:
Schecter Hellraiser Solo-6 FR Limited
Parker Mojo Fly
Ibanez SZR 720
Tanglewood Evolution
LaPatrie Etude DEMO
'66 Hagstrom Viking I (customized)
SGR C-7 (defretted)
Agile Intrepid 828

Amp, Pedals:
Laney LV300
BOSS RC-20XL
#36
oh yea i like girls that are pretty tall. I dont like short girls, not short skinny girls, im 6'2 and ****ing someone like that would make me feel like a pedo or something
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#38
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Fetishism: attraction to a non-living item. (thats how Marx described it.)
There are foot fetishes, no?
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#39
I have a pancake fetish :/

I just want to pour hot honey all over their naked bodies. then lay buttermilk pancakes all over them and drop some ripe blueberries all over and powder some sugar over it and lick it all off with my tongue.

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#40
What turns me on?

Girls, I think it applies for most people on here too
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