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#1
Okay the word hate is a little strong, but seriously everytime she takes a shower she takes her cd player with her. Fall Out Boy is then placed into the cd player and cranked, followed by her singing along with it, which actually makes it sound worse believe it or not. It just so happens that the computer room is not even ten feet away, and the computer room does not have a door to lock out atleast some of the sound.
AAAAGH!! it's annoying the **** outta me!!!
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#3
Ask her to turn it down, and say please.
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#9
Film her in the shower next time, and give it to me.

Or just listen to music with headphones and drown her out.
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#10
Stop. Whining. Get. Headphones.
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#13
isnt that kinda dangerous mixing electrical appliances with water?
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#15
I need pictures in order to give you my advice, sorry.

But i promise, after you give me pictures i will solve all of your problems.
wat.
#16
Rig her CD player to explode when she pushes play. Just like in the movies when they turn the car key to trigger the car bomb. That way, all evidence is destroyed and no one will know you killed your sister. Its air tight.
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#17
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pics of her singing in the shower or it never happend.

Shes fat.......
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#18
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Break the door open, take a picture of her and threaten to show it to the pit if she doesn't stop.....


Then show the pit anyway.
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#19
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I need pictures in order to give you my advice, sorry.

But i promise, after you give me pictures i will solve all of your problems.

once again she is fat, so if you wanna fap to her later I think you have a problem
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#20
if you are talking about a female in the shower you could at least post pics, even if it involves fallout boy
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once again she is fat, so if you wanna fap to her later I think you have a problem

really, that is no problem for UG
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#23
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once again she is fat, so if you wanna fap to her later I think you have a problem

Don't judge!

...fat chicks need lovin' too.
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Hit this once or twice, and you'll be twice as nice.
#24
is she hot?

edit: nevermind

I suggest you just crank some metal really loud when you shower...Cannibal Corpse or whatever it is you hip kids listen to these days....and shower for like 2 hours...
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#26
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Shes fat.......
i turn to my second piece of evidence -.-
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#27
burn a cd that you like, and then put the fallout boy cover on top of it. shell think its her beloved fallout boy and then when she presses play good music will be heard, much to her dissent and your amusement.
#28
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...fat chicks need lovin' too.

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#29
Quote by Imalius
Okay the word hate is a little strong, but seriously everytime she takes a shower she takes her cd player with her. Fall Out Boy is then placed into the cd player and cranked, followed by her singing along with it, which actually makes it sound worse believe it or not. It just so happens that the computer room is not even ten feet away, and the computer room does not have a door to lock out atleast some of the sound.
AAAAGH!! it's annoying the **** outta me!!!


People can listen to whatever the fuck they want. Grow up.
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#30
OmFgZZZZZZZZ HoW c4n you LivE??

seriously, get over it. She probably thinks the same thing when she hears your music.

EDIT: ^ beaten to it.
#31
Crank some gindcore louder.
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#32
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But they've gotta pay.

Not if they know the right people.
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The only advantage of home-schooling is that it gives you good reason to commit suicide.


Hit this once or twice, and you'll be twice as nice.
#33
This thread sucks, if she was playing Iron Maiden you'd have no problem right
#34
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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





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Berserker.
#35
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Uh, crank music on your computer.

yeah, or connect your mp3 to your amp and blast some of your music
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#36
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Hit this once or twice, and you'll be twice as nice.
#37
Put red Koolaid powder mix in the shower head.

Lulz will ensue.
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#38
Rape her in the pooper.
Or put a camera in the bathroom and send us pics.

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burn a cd that you like, and then put the fallout boy cover on top of it. shell think its her beloved fallout boy and then when she presses play good music will be heard, much to her dissent and your amusement.

What he said.
Or make the 1st track a fallout boy song, and when it's mid song, make it change into Metalcore. Lulz ensured .
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#39
FAT GIRLS NEED LOVIN TOO!


I.E.: Pics. NAO.


I'm going to burst!
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#40
Which Fall Out Boy album is it? If it's Take This To Your Grave or Evening Out With Your Girlfriend tell her to turn it up.

*prepares flameshield*
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