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I looked for a dumb blonde joke thread and to my surprise, I couldn't find one so I decided to start my own.
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/Facedesk to all

How did the blonde break her leg raking the leaves?


She fell out the tree...
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Knock knock
Who's there?
A dumb blonde
blakefoster937, is that you?
Yes
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Quote by webbtje
Blondes are dumb.




One of the few things that ever made me laugh on this site. Pure genious sir.

EDIT: How come you're unbanned already?
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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?

...oh wait....
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Quote by St.Loony
/Facedesk to all

How did the blonde break her leg raking the leaves?


She fell out the tree...


Okay, I will tell one joke.

How do you kill a blonde ?


(Scroll for suspense)


Shoot her in the face.
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Here you go, go to google.com, type in dumb blond jokes, click on first link.
Ummm....Well Fu[k you.
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A blonde, a brunette and redhead are running from the police. They go down an alley, find 3 potato sacks, and climb in. The police poke the one the redhead is in and she says "meow!" so the police think it's just a cat. They poke the one the brunette is in and she says "woof!" so they think it's just a dog. They poke the one the blonde is in and she says "POHHHH-TAYYY-TOOEEE!"
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three girls go into a desert, they are allowed to take one item with them.

the brunette says, "i'm going to take some water for when i get thirsty"
i forgot the next one ):
and the blonde says, "i'm going to take a car door, so when it gets too hot i can wind the window down"
Last edited by ctb at Apr 27, 2008,
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Quote by JobyByTheNight
Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?

...oh wait....



Cos shes women, and theres no road between the kitchen and the bedroom
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Quote by ctb
three girls go into a desert, they are allowed to take one item with them.

the brunette says, "i'm going to take some water for when i get thirsty"
i forgot the next one ):
and the brunette says, "i'm going to take a car door, so when it gets too hot i can wind the window down"



Did the blond get locked in the house?
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This thread is so funny.

And there aren't even any blonde jokes.

Edit: What did the dumb blonde say to the moron who sucked at making threads?
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F*ck you, moron... use the searchbox.
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this is off topic..but.....whats burnt to a chrisp and at the top of the stairs


christipher reeves in a house fire........


wow.....sorry
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Quote by ctb
three girls go into a desert, they are allowed to take one item with them.

the brunette says, "i'm going to take some water for when i get thirsty"
i forgot the next one ):
and the brunette says, "i'm going to take a car door, so when it gets too hot i can wind the window down"

Your joke smells of fail.
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Quote by SeveralSpecies
Did the blond get locked in the house?


i said it wrong. the blonde takes the car door.

/me fail

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Your joke smells of fail.


i noticed. in a thread like this. how ironic.
#25
What do you call a blond with no hair on her head?


Britney Spears
LAME JOKE
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this is off topic but.........whats burnt to a crisp and at the top of a stair case


christopher reeves in a house fire


.....=]
#27
Q.how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?


A. 2, one to run around screaming "what do i do?" and one to shag the electrician
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Quote by ctb
three girls go into a desert, they are allowed to take one item with them.

the brunette says, "i'm going to take some water for when i get thirsty"
i forgot the next one ):
and the brunette says, "i'm going to take a car door, so when it gets too hot i can wind the window down"


Are you a blonde?

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
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One....:|
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#30
Afer a really good party, a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the three women sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The first woman replies, "I am 240 pounds, a world kickboxing champion and i'm actually a natural blonde. My friend here is 190 pounds, a world Judo champion and she's also a natural blonde. And my other friend weighs 200 pounds, used to be a world arm wrestling champion, and like me and our other friend, is a natural blonde. So, do you still want to tell me that joke?"
The man thinks for a while. "Um, no" he replies. "Not if i have to explain it three times..."
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']^ This man knows everything.

Seriously, don't even try and question him, he'll rip your face off with his awesomeness alone.
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Quote by EllttEll
this is off topic but.........whats burnt to a crisp and at the top of a stair case


christopher reeves in a house fire


.....=]


how many times are u going to post it. it wasnt funny the first time, nor the second, /fail
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Quote by EllttEll
this is off topic but.........whats burnt to a crisp and at the top of a stair case


christopher reeves in a house fire


.....=]


There's no reason to repost your joke if it sucks.
#34
ok a blonde gets a brand new sports car and she cuts off a semi with it. the semi driver motions for her to pull over. the guy draws a circle in the sand and says stay here.
hes gets a knife and slashes her leather seats. then he gets a bat and bashes all her windows. then he slashes all her tires. he looks over at the blonde and she is laughing.
he says why are you laughing. she says "every time you looked away i stepped out of the circle"
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Quote by MarshmallowPies
A blonde, a brunette and redhead are running from the police. They go down an alley, find 3 potato sacks, and climb in. The police poke the one the redhead is in and she says "meow!" so the police think it's just a cat. They poke the one the brunette is in and she says "woof!" so they think it's just a dog. They poke the one the blonde is in and she says "POHHHH-TAYYY-TOOEEE!"


Like i havent heard that one a hundred times in 3rd grade.
Ummm....Well Fu[k you.
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A blonde gets a brand new car and cuts off a semi with it. The semi driver motions for her to pull over, draws a circle in the sand and tells her to stay there.

He goes back to his truck and gets a knife.
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My principal told me that one.
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Quote by Cornholio123
Q:Why are unicorns like rich mexicans?
A:They both don't exist![



Oh that's a good one. I like the part where the blond does something stupid.
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