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#1
ok so i was on my dad's computer. i was on it before and i was trying to find a site i was on earlier for a game but i forgot the site so i went to history. i noticed it was deleted. i thought this was a little suspicious. i also have found it suspicious that he pointed his moniter away from the doorway so you can't see whats on it when you walk in. then i went to the address bar and went to the pulldown menu (deleting history doesn't always delete those), and guess what i found? a few porn sites. i was disgusted at this and the thought can't leave my mind. i mean my dad is 52. now im not going to tell him i found it but what should i do in this situation?
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#3
A guy has got to do what a guy has got to do. Don't hate.
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#4
Laugh it off..
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#6
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#7
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ok so i was on my dad's computer. i was on it before and i was trying to find a site i was on earlier for a game but i forgot the site so i went to history. i noticed it was deleted. i thought this was a little suspicious. i also have found it suspicious that he pointed his moniter away from the doorway so you can't see whats on it when you walk in. then i went to the address bar and went to the pulldown menu (deleting history doesn't always delete those), and guess what i found? a few porn sites. i was disgusted at this and the thought can't leave my mind. i mean my dad is 52. now im not going to tell him i found it but what should i do in this situation?


Hey, your mum must be old too and not putting out. Whats a guy supposed to do?

He needs his man time just like you do so just forget about it. Would you rather hear your mum and dad bumping uglies instead?
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#9
Tell him and use it to your advantage.


Now you don't need to masturbate anymore.
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#10
Threaten to tell mom about it unless he gives u money
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#11
what is wrong with that.

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#12
Big deal?

Every man looks at porn during some point in his life.

I know I do. There's nothing wrong with it. (Unless it was animals or something else weird like that.)
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#15
id feel REALLY awkward if that was my dad

he might have accidently gone on them...if the names of them sounded innocent
ive had that happen when people have sent me links in like msn or something and i opened them and found it was porn
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#16
My dads harddrive use to be my number one source for porn when i was 11.... :-x. Anywho I dont know a guy who doesn't look at porn, mind your own business.
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#17
i know its normal. its just weird. and it was the ones he typed in so he memorized the site names. but im just sayin what can i do to forget about it. now the thought of him fapping can't leave my mind.
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Musicman Stingray 4 string HH
Tech 21 Sansamp Para Driver
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Ampeg SVT-212AV 2x12

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Vox AC15
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Keeley Dark Side
Boss RC-2 Loop
Korg Pandora
Crybaby Wah
#19
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id feel REALLY awkward if that was my dad

he might have accidently gone on them...if the names of them sounded innocent
ive had that happen when people have sent me links in like msn or something and i opened them and found it was porn


Same...

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#20
It's only creepy if they're rape/BDSM/bestiality.
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#21
Every guy faps, do you think about every guy fapping????
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#22
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i know its normal. its just weird. and it was the ones he typed in so he memorized the site names. but im just sayin what can i do to forget about it. now the thought of him fapping can't leave my mind.


You should fap with him.

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#24
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There's nothing wrong with it. (Unless it was animals or something else weird like that.)

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#25
It's either women on the internet or your mother.
Which is more disturbing to you?
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#27
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now the thought of him fapping can't leave my mind.

...i think you have bigger problems to worry about than your dad's porn...
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#28
Hack the computer, so everytime he clciks on his favourite porn site, the computer freezes and makes a loud siren noise.
#29
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It's either women on the internet or your mother.
Which is more disturbing to you?


Haha VERY good point...

the latter.
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#30
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You should fap with him.



Like father-son time?

... I don't think I would ever condone these actions.
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#32
You found our daddys porn???
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#33
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Like father-son time?

... I don't think I would ever condone these actions.


Wanking with your father? Thats borderline incest if you ask me..
#34
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Hack the computer, so everytime he clciks on his favourite porn site, the computer freezes and makes a loud siren noise.


#35
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Wanking with your father? Thats borderline incest if you ask me..


Well, even if there is no touching, it's the simple act of doing it in the same room at the same time.

I mean, if you were to both go into separate rooms, and just happen to do it at the same time, then it's not bad, cause you wouldn't know or even think that the other one was wanking.

This is really awkward... I don't think I like this conversation much,
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#36
its worse when you look through the history on your dads pc and find stuff like granny pr0n and stuff...


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#39
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Help him fap.


Hes your dad for christ sake.


What do you mean "help him fap"? Physically "help" him, or provide him with more material in which to wank to while you are blissfully elsewhere not thinking about it anymore?
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