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#1
If you were forced to kill the person above you, how would you do it?


fuk
i can't kill anyone
#7
make him walk the plank
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Rocktron Banshee
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I've never smoked before but it looks like fun.
#8
I would slowly scrape off your skin with a spork that was used in a middle school's cafeteria, and then douse you with hydrochloric acid.
Originally posted by TheBaron
I'm thinking you've got a beard...

Originally posted by Thornography
Okay well I want whiter teeth... and I would like to know if rubbing sandpaper on your teeth is safe or not.
#10
I'd stick you in a elevator for 141 hours.
My all gold grills give her cold chills
Said she gotta coke feel cuz I'm sooo trill.
#11
Ceiling fan.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.

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Banned for being the coolest April 08'er on UG.


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#15
i would tear your middle finger off, gouge your eyes out with them, and make you choke on your eyeballs.
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looks like he had a hispanic attack
#16
Death by tray for everyone in the Deathstar!
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


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I want to look at your sexual naked body.
#18
slit your throat and fukk the hole then when i retract my phalis I bash you in the face with a hammer.
#19
Probably, skin you alive and then start pulling layers of muscle off, or just do that until you die, like on your arm or something, it would be a joy!
#20
I'd kill you with the Stone Cold Stunner.
Yeah, now you're gonna die wearing that stupid little hat. How does it feel?

Help me to live.


I make custom guitar wiring harnesses and I'm pretty damn good at it!
#21
Quote by mmm_watcha_say
DEATH BY KITTENS!!!!


As in, being buried alive under a pile of adorable kittens.


Awwwwwww
#25
id make u listen to bullet for my valentine and i think you'll kill yourself before i even have to do anything
It's Cadillac rainbows and lots of spaghetti
And I love meatballs so you better be ready
#27
Snap the neck off your guitar and shove it down your throat.
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This man knows his beverages.
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^somebody get this man 30 million dollars.
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I think I love you. I consider you a prominent UGer.
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90.200.36.223 is my IP. Try me.
#30
Slit your throat, collect the blood that spills out, and then use my Jesus powers to heal it and then drown you in your own blood.
We fear violence less than our own feelings. Personal, private, solitary pain is more terrifying than what anyone else can inflict.
Jim Morrison
#33
Crucifixion
R.I.P. Charles Michael "Evil Chuck" Schuldiner
B. May 13 1967 - D. December 13 2001

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cuz ppl hate how power metal they are cuz they think its "gay" or w.e, which is immature and dirogitory
#34
With fire.
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I met this chick I really liked and wanted to practice sex, so I practiced on some guy I met at a gas station...
#35
beaten to death with a lead pipe, then shoved into a rocket engine.

I have a sick mind, yes?
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So if Women=Evil
Then Wo.Men=Evil
Then Men=Evil/Wo
Evil=Worst
Men=Worst/Wo
Men=Rst

Hmmm....
#36
Death by:

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You're just another brick in the wall
#39
I throw a brick from my wall at you.
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#40
smash ur head against your brick wall
We fear violence less than our own feelings. Personal, private, solitary pain is more terrifying than what anyone else can inflict.
Jim Morrison
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