#1
I had an imaginary friend back in the day. His name was Gordon. He worked at Burger King and now lives in Florida. He had cracks in his head. They called him a crackhead!
True story.

So, what kind of imaginary friends did you guys have?
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I had an imaginary friend in first grade named Albert.

He was overweight

And I also used him during lunch to save the seat of my best friend, so that no one else would try to sit there. But then I kicked Albert out of his seat every time my friend came, and eventually he got fed up and left.

I haven't seen him since

I wish that someone would help me find him.
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I had an alligator with a backpack who would always run beside my bus as I left to school. He had to give up his seat to a crocodile once so he doesn't ride the bus anymore becuase the back sucks.
#10
mine came around when no one was home and touched me... im starting to think he wasnt imaginary...
#11
I tried to have an imaginary friend a few times. I could never think of anything to do with him though, and I often forgot he existed.
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My first one was a rodent creature named acorn. He was a good pal for a while but when i needed him the most he was hibernating.

In kindergarted I was the lead guitarist in the E street band, so my imaginary friend was Bruce Springstine.

In second grade it was my Vietnam Vet buddy named tommy. He was 36 at the time and I was 50. We played football for the undefeated Jacksonville Jaguars.

Ever since then my only imaginary friends have been extemelly attractive females who happen to be perfect in every way. They of course have friends too and so on and so forth.
#14
i had tons
my best imaginary friend's name was foshil and he was awsome
i had another one named jar, but then decided i didn't like him so i pretended he was mean to me and had foshil beat him up
i don't remember any of the other ones

i got question for other people who had imaginary friends. Did you guys think they were real, or know they were imaginary.
i knew they were fake, but just liked to use my imagination
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haha i always imagined i had some sort of lady friend that would want to do naughty things with me when i was little

she still comes around sometimes
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i dont have imaginary friends, i have real friends, *turns head around* isnt that right guys.... oh yah i forgot i dont have any friends
#18
i actually tried to have an imaginary friend at one point, but i could never get past the fact that there was no one there, and that i looked like crazy person.
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i used to have imaginary pets that i'd talk to when i couldn't see my real pets. i hated people even when i was young.


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I had a few of them actually, i think i had a dragon........it was pretty cool actually



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#21
My ex had an imaginary friend last year (grade 8 zzzz) that was a 17 year old girl named Steve. She always saved a seat for her and pointed her out to real persons.
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I made a new friend today; his name is Frank.
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My ex had an imaginary friend last year (grade 8 zzzz) that was a 17 year old girl named Steve. She always saved a seat for her and pointed her out to real persons.


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I had an imaginary dog back before I got my real one. I was around seven.
I should start that up again, because the real one is gone now...
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I once had an imaginary friend. I killed him in his sleep.
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