#1
My dad got me Van Halen tickets to the show on May 9th

I'm curious to see what the Pit got me, because all of you guys remembered it. >_>
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#4
"I hope you guys will post pictures of objects so I'll feel better about myself, because I have no friends."

Just kidding, Billie



I got you something tasty.
ok, yeah. my name is silly because I signed up when I was 13.

BEDBUGS
#5
a nice tall glass of shut the **** up!
j./k happy birthday dude VH rocks
Ibanez sz720fm,Ibbly RG350DX, Custom Tele-> Dunlop 535Q->RAT Pro co II-> Ibanez Fuzz->Marshall Haze 40.
Tascam US-800 and a hand full of Mics into Nedundo 4

my music, new recording on the way in 2014

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#6
i got you a MEGADETH ticket... but since you're not in venezuela ill use it and let you know how it went...
#8
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"I hope you guys will post pictures of objects so I'll feel better about myself, because I have no friends."

Close, all my friends IRL have already said happy birthday to me, so i came to my internet friends for some laughs. There's always funny pics in birthday threads.
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This man knows his beverages.
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^somebody get this man 30 million dollars.
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I think I love you. I consider you a prominent UGer.
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90.200.36.223 is my IP. Try me.
#9
A Mexican.



He's... a little uhh "different" though..
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You are god, floppypick



Floppydick


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#11
My birthday's in a week.
If you get me something, I'll get you some thing
McLovin is my hero!

It's not the going that the pit cares about.
It's the coming.
#12
Well, I put my dick in a box for you but I can't seem to find that damned thing anywhere. Happy Birthday anyway, but I seriously hope it shows up soon.
#13
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Well, I put my dick in a box for you but I can't seem to find that damned thing anywhere. Happy Birthday anyway, but I seriously hope it shows up soon.

I hope you mean the box
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This man knows his beverages.
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^somebody get this man 30 million dollars.
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I think I love you. I consider you a prominent UGer.
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90.200.36.223 is my IP. Try me.
#17
I saw Van Halen in April and it was awesome, but the PA system sucked. You could barely hear the guitar, and the bass seemed nonexistent. Still was awesome though, DO NOT LEAVE EARLY.
#18
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Well, I put my dick in a box for you but I can't seem to find that damned thing anywhere. Happy Birthday anyway, but I seriously hope it shows up soon.

I found it.

Your dick is in there... somewhere.
#20
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I saw Van Halen in April and it was awesome, but the PA system sucked. You could barely hear the guitar, and the bass seemed nonexistent. Still was awesome though, DO NOT LEAVE EARLY.

Encore? I've already looked at the set list, some of the best songs are at the end, I wont even THINK of leaving early.
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This man knows his beverages.
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^somebody get this man 30 million dollars.
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I think I love you. I consider you a prominent UGer.
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90.200.36.223 is my IP. Try me.
#21
I got you a dead baby....which I can't post.


Don't worry I'll hold it for you!
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I'm hearing a steady *thump thump* from the people above me and I need some porno grooves to play on my bass to give them some background music. Any ideas?


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#23



beer.
v CLICK v



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#24
I got you this...

<3
Its my heart
As long as im alive it'll belong to you
Just don't tell my wife/girlfriend/fifth grade crush/secretary/satan/pool boy
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You disgust me.


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bro u are definately gay


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A backstabbin' bitch who calls himself the 'oracle'?


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UG loves me so much. Do you?

MY NAME IS JACOB. CALL ME THAT.