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#1
Hey I have this project for school where I have to bring a cd of any song of my choice and play it for the class. But I want to do something hilarious so give me suggestions of a song horribly vulgar and that would be hilarious to play for my 90 year old teacher
#3
Fuck her Gently
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#9
Slit Your Guts by Cryptopsy!!! Just cuz it has the sickest bass line ever.
#13
Preskool Prostitutes - GWAR
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#14
Bobby Brown by Frank Zappa
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#15
"the rodeo song" by david allan coe

Well it's 40 below and I don't give a ****,
Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo

It's an alla man left and alla man right
Come on you ****in' dummy get your right step right
Get off stage you god damn goof you know

You piss me off, you ****in' jerk
You get on my nerves

Here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand,
He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo

It's an alla man left and alla man right
Come on you ****in' dummy get your right step right
Get off stage you god damn goof you know

You piss me off, you ****in' jerk
You get on my nerves

Well it's 40 below and I ain't got a truck
and I don't give a **** 'cause I'm off to the rodeo

Where it's an alla man left and alla man right
Come on you ****in' dummy get your right step right
Get off stage you god damn goof you know

You piss me off, you ****in' jerk
You get on my nervs

Here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand,
He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo

It's an alla man left and alla man right
Come on you ****in' dummy get your right step right
Get off stage you god damn goof you know

You piss me off, you ****in' jerk
You get on my nerves
#16
Or if you want something really offensive anything by The Blue Eyed Devils is great, but you'll be called a racist.
#17
In Your Face by Bodom cause their chorus is majorly badass but still understandable by normal ppl xD
#19
hahaha, I Love To Say **** by The Murderdolls, the song drops the F bomb so many times. it's great. music is kind of lousy though
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#21
**** her gently - tenacious d...


I never went for vulgar tho, i went for drugs...

cocaine - clapton
roll another joint - tom petty
etc.
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#26
i can only recommed Nile
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4'33" - John Cage.

I see what you did there.
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#28
Seriously, don't just do some obnoxious metal song that would be expected. If you really want something ridiculous and profane play Steak for Chicken by The Moldy Peaches.

One of the first lines of the songs is "Who mistook this steak for chicken?
Who am I gonna stick my dick in?"
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#32
Anything by Suicide Silence, especially their new single where the whole time it's just like "GRHRRHHHHRRHHHRH"
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#33
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Fuck her Gently


Yes, that. The song itself is surprisingly good sounding. The lyrics are totally unexpected if you don't know the song.

Better yet, use a song that it subtly vulgar, like an AC/DC song. Giving The Dog a Bone?
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Bobby Brown by Frank Zappa

Hey there people I'm bobby brown
they say I'm the cutest boy in town
my car is fast, my teeth are shiney
tell all the girls they can kiss my heiny! ]

Here I am at a famous school, I'm dressin sharp
I'm actin cool. Got a cheerleader here who wants to help with my paper
let her do all the work and maybe later I'll rape her!

Oh god I am the american dream! I do not think I am too extreme
and I'm a handsome son of a bitch... gonna get a good job and be real ritch!
Get a good...geta good....getaa good getta good!

Women's liberation, came a sweepin all across the nation!
I tell you people, I was not ready when I ****ed this dyke by the name of freddy!
she made a little speech then, and she tried to make me say when!
She had my balls in a vice but she left the dick, I guess it's still hooked on
but now it shoots to quick!

Oh god I am so fantastic! thanks to freddy I'm a sexual spastic!
And my name is bobby brown...
I don't even shred
#35
I also think "I Cum Blood" would be an appropriate selection.
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Rick Roll.

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#37
I'm telling you, if you want unexpected.

Stephen Lynch.

It's a really like...pretty song, with sweet lyrics to begin with. Then gets disgusting.
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#38
The First Damned by Decapitated from the Winds Of Creation album

so that you can tell them that the drummer, Vitek, was only 16 years old and was able to drum like that!

but if you want something that will really shock them go with Deicide
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#39
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Bitches Ain't ****- Ben Folds


Since the actual music is soft and un-intrusive, no one will be expecting the lyrics.

Oh yeah man. Gotta love the Dr. Dre lyrics over soft piano.

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thats exactly what I was thinking
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