#1
So I just went to see Bill Clinton speak and got to shake his hand.

I gotta say as much as I dislike Hilliary she has some really good policies.
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#2
This may outrage the Republican nut-cases and warmongerers that occasionally turn up on this site.
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#3
I met Bill and shook his hand in '96 (i think)
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#4
I've always wondered what fat intern vagina smells like...


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#5
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I've always wondered what fat intern vagina smells like...


Well? what does it smell like?


Oh, and does he also smell like the boom chron?



Idk what he smelled like.

but the guy who introduced him said they were a little blurry eyed from being on the "road" all day.
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#6
i saw Hillary speak like a month ago and got her to sign a campaign poster. i dont even like her. she just happened to be at my school, so my friend, her mom, and I went to see her.
#7
go obama!

sorry. i don't dislike her policies, but she's bitchy. i'll have to do more research before i decide who i like.
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#8
how firm is his handshake?
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i saw Hillary speak like a month ago and got her to sign a campaign poster. i dont even like her. she just happened to be at my school, so my friend, her mom, and I went to see her.



I wanted to get his autograph, but the secret service people were being douches.

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how firm is his handshake?


It was kinda limp.
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#10
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I wanted to get his autograph, but the secret service people were being douches.





haha, i know what you mean. i kept shoving the poster in her face, and they kept trying to stop me. i wouldnt stop though. luckily it paid off, and i didnt get arrested or subdued by the secret service.
#11
If I met Bill, I would tell him this.
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So I just went to see Bill Clinton speak and got to shake his hand.

I gotta say as much as I dislike Hilliary she has some really good policies.

if you like her policies then you must like her, right?

unless you're still hesitant because of her drop-of-the-hat policy changes and moral flaws.
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It was kinda limp.



disappointing but not super surprising.
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#15
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It was kinda limp.


It happens when you get older.
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Vote Obama! She's 60. Tell her to give up. NOW.
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