I'm quite technologically retarded.
I have a Motorola V3X (few years old now), and just today it's stopped vibrating when I get calls and messages.
It did this once before, but it fixed itself, but right now it's not fixing.
No, it's no on silent or anything, it's just on the vibrate setting. And no, it's not for masturbational purposes.

So, anyone know how I might go about fixing it?

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