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#1
i've had enough of them. i dont think any other group of people pisses me off more. anyone else annoyed by the elderly?
#2
The elderly are a valuable part to society. Just look at Kim Catrall.

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#3
They always talk to me on the train. What the hell?
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#5
We hate you young punks too.
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#6
old people? didnt we start making them into solient green ages ago?

damn, progress has again failed to eliminate groups of people i dont like.
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#8
there friendly at least and they have probably been laid more than you have so respect them
they do drive like **** though

dont hate em because your gonna be one soon enough
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#9
depnds what their like
if their like
"Boy stop kicking that ball, you'll blind someone"
then they should die

if not i dont care for them, just let them get on with their lives
#12
Old people are seperated into two groups:

The ones who give you jaffa cakes and £1 coins.

And....racists.
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depnds what their like
if their like
"Boy stop kicking that ball, you'll blind someone"
then they should die

if not i dont care for them, just let them get on with their lives

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#15
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i've had enough of them. i dont think any other group of people pisses me off more. anyone else annoyed by the elderly?

You better get your yearly vaccination so you never become one.
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#16
Most old people from the 60's did more drugs than any young whipper snapper today. You should ask them how it was next time.
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You better get your yearly vaccination so you never become one.

They have vaccines for that? Damn I missed that line
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#18
I hate the old people that complain, take liberties because they're old and who have the nerve to drive a car; but I don't hate all old people. Some are very nice, I just have to choose my topics of conversation.

So, TS, stop whining about old people when they probably haven't done huge amounts wrong to you, or maybe they thought you were a prick, so that means you got told by pensioners.
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#19
I work in a store, and they think they are above everyone, they take forver to do anything, and guaranteed they will talk to you for ages about their dodgy hips

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#20
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Old people are seperated into two groups:

The ones who give you jaffa cakes and £1 coins.

And....racists.



I totally agree, except over here theres the ones that give you candy and racists... and here, there are plenty of the latter.
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#21
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Lol, I'm just going to sit back and watch this.

TS, you're a tit.



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depnds what their like
if their like
"Boy stop kicking that ball, you'll blind someone"
then they should die

if not i dont care for them, just let them get on with their lives

yeah im talking about the second kind. tbh, theres this really old couple two doors down from me. theyre cool, she makes me cookies

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I work in a store, and they think they are above everyone, they take forver to do anything, and guaranteed they will talk to you for ages about their dodgy hips

this is exactly what im referring to. i work in retail too. (and if anyone remembers, they still havent caught the psycho-murderer)
#23
Well depends, most are nice
but then you get the arsey ones who just think they are superior, and tell you to shut up when you are talking to mates in the shop or something and the ones who stereotype teenagers and just call us idiots.... they are the ones that should die. But the majority are just people.. just a bit wrinkly
#24
I have no problem with the elderly. Most of them are lovely people, you just have to give them a chance.

True, some are narrow-minded and miserable, but they're from a completely generation, it's understandable.

And anyway, we'll all be like that when we're old.
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#25
If you hate old people, then let me give you the biggest piece of advice you'll ever need to hear. Stay out of Florida. There are so many and they always cause problems when driving like pulling out in front of you. They all flock here, so while I'm sure you would love Florida, you would hate it even more...
#26
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They have vaccines for that? Damn I missed that line

They're filled with air, don't tell the TS.
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#27
i try to wreck them when i see them driving.
i've succeeded 5 out of 13 times.

the remainder of the time though, they're going WAY TOO EFFING SLOW to make anything happen.

EDIT: that's right, i said "effing."
#28
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If you hate old people, then let me give you the biggest piece of advice you'll ever need to hear. Stay out of Florida. There are so many and they always cause problems when driving like pulling out in front of you. They all flock here, so while I'm sure you would love Florida, you would hate it even more...


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#29
No, I tend to respect other people. Apart from the creepy old blokes who drink Asda-brand lager and call me 'babe' on the train
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#30
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I have no problem with the elderly. Most of them are lovely people, you just have to give them a chance.

True, some are narrow-minded and miserable, but they're from a completely generation, it's understandable.

And anyway, we'll all be like that when we're old.

I know some narrow minded miserable teenagers. I don't think age has anything to do with being a twat. If you are a twat at 12 odds are you'll be a twat at 90.
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#31
That's very true... Living here does have that benefit... But the old people are starting to take over our beaches as well... Can you imagine someone next trying to tell you to keep it down cause your group is too loud??? It's very annoying... But yes, the women are big benefits and are probably the only good reason I'm still here and not somewhere else...
#32
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No, I tend to respect other people. Apart from the creepy old blokes who drink Asda-brand lager and call me 'babe' on the train


I can stop if you want... honestly, all you had to do was ask.
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#33
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I know some narrow minded miserable teenagers. I don't thing age has anything to do with being a twat. If you are a twat at 12 odds are you'll be a twat at 90.

lol well said
#34
Old people, I love ya and all, I respect my elders, but dammit why the hell are you allowed to drive?!?!

70 years old, no license!
#35
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I can stop if you want... honestly, all you had to do was ask.

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#36
some old people are really nice, but some can be pretty nasty it just depends on the person. the same can be said for all people not just the elderly.
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#37
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I didn't know how you'd take it. For all I know you could go into a drunken rage and bitch slap me upside da head.


I wasn't drunk, I was just pretending to drink that lager to look cool.

Anyway, at least we sorted that out. babe.
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#39
^I was wondering what took ya so long.
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