#1
I was watching TV while me mum was reading a book. All of sudden without looking up from her book she said "Ya know, I have junk in my trunk too. I can shake it with the best of them. Ask your dad". I looked up at her, turned off the TV, and went somewhere else. What do do now Pit?
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#2
rape her
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#3
I think she wants you to have sex with her. You'd best do it if you don't want to be grounded.
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Barrel Roll.
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#13
Just ask your dad.
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#16
So... I asked my dad. This is getting worse and worse. He agrees and now they're in the bedroom... I'm considering going to a friends place for a while. I'll keep you updated from there.
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didn't you know this was gonna happen?
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#20
I got a call on my cell... My mum was freaking out at me for leaving because what they were doing is all natural... I told her I didn't like the idea of them getting it on while I was home. Now I'm at my friends place. When I told her she started laughing at me...
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#21
Maybe she's been smuggling heroin from Afghanistan and it was a cry for help?
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#22
It took you less then 10 minutes to go from your house to your friend's hosue, greet him, talk to him, log on to his pc, log on to here, talk to your mother, and post a message.

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#23
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I was watching TV while me mum was reading a book. All of sudden without looking up from her book she said "Ya know, I have junk in my trunk too. I can shake it with the best of them. Ask your dad". I looked up at her, turned off the TV, and went somewhere else. What do do now Pit?


See THAT is exactly why God threw that Bible at you the other day. To warn you from temptation which took the looks of your female parental unit today.


Seriously rape her in the butt while doing barrel rolls.
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#24
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It took you less then 10 minutes to go from your house to your friend's hosue, greet him, talk to him, log on to his pc, log on to here, talk to your mother, and post a message.

Right...


Exactly what I was thinking, also, why would your dad last less than 10 minutes? I mean, he ain't no amateur. You're living proof of that.
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#26
I think she wants you. But whatever you do, DO NOT have a threesome with your father. Thats just gross...
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#27
To the best of my knowledge he doesn't last long at all... My mum complains about it a lot. My friend lives down the road and is a techie so she always has her computer on. And my mum had to go because she had "More important things to do"... I lost my chance to get laid by my mum... Sorry Pit. I'm considering going home now... Any better ideas?
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#28
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To the best of my knowledge he doesn't last long at all... My mum complains about it a lot. My friend lives down the road and is a techie so she always has her computer on. And my mum had to go because she had "More important things to do"... I lost my chance to get laid by my mum... Sorry Pit. I'm considering going home now... Any better ideas?



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#29
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To the best of my knowledge he doesn't last long at all... My mum complains about it a lot. My friend lives down the road and is a techie so she always has her computer on. And my mum had to go because she had "More important things to do"... I lost my chance to get laid by my mum... Sorry Pit. I'm considering going home now... Any better ideas?


You're definately not telling the truth now, the words she and techie only belong in the sentence "She isn't a techie"
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#31
When I say "Techie" I mean she's aklways on Facebook and MySpace...
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#34
lmao! that is not cool man!
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#38
well, that was retarded. dumber than the last two threads. either your mom wants you to **** her, or much more likely, you think you're creating a hilarious story. if it's the second one, you failed.
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#39
ask her to proove it

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