#1
why to bassest's always pick up women...

...there fingering teknique

(good i'm bored)
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#3
searchbar.... there's a thread around here somewhere... full of those...


edit: aaargghhh beaten to the punch
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#5
why did the bassist post a joke in the electric guitar forum....


.......


... i dont think he gets it
#6
i like the drummer jokes more actually, they are funnier.
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#8
If your lead guitarist wants to solo... let him have a solo
If your drummer wants to solo... let him have a solo
If your bassist wants to solo... slap him and say "BAAAAD MONKEY!!!!"
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#10
Quote by bert_hi
why to bassest's always pick up women...

...there fingering teknique

(good i'm bored)


Did you mean God I'm bored? And bassists? And technique?

Oh, you're from Chester I see... That explains it
#12
what do you call a bassist w/out a girl friend?


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#14
why do bass players play bass


cause they cant play lead
#15
im i the only who noticed his horrendouse rape of the engish language??
#16
drummer ones are funnier.


What do you call a guy who hangs out with a bunch of musicians?


A drummer.


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#17
i like this 1...

A man gives his son an electric bass for his 15th birthday, along with a coupon for four bass lessons. When the son returns from his first lesson, the father asks, "So, what did you learn?"
"Well, I learned the first five notes on the E string." Next week, after the second lesson, the father again asks about the progress, and the son replies, "This time I learned the first five notes on the A string." One week later, the son comes home far later than expected, smelling of cigarettes and beer. So the father asks: "Hey, what happened in today's lesson?" "Dad, I'm sorry I couldn't make it to my lesson; I had a gig!"
#22
Quote by devit
im i the only who noticed his horrendouse rape of the engish language??


No, but I noticed yours.

I believe you meant to say:
Am I the only one who noticed his horrendous rape of the English language?
#23
Quote by orcs4life
No, but I noticed yours.

I believe you meant to say:
Am I the only one who noticed his horrendous rape of the English language?


nun of u peepl kan speel nethin rite...fukin cids
#24
Quote by T!AN
^ That would be funnier if you knew that basses aren't tuned like guitars...


Guitar (standard tuning): EADGBE
Bass (Standard tuning: EADG
Assuming the bass is a 4 string. and the guitar is a 6 string.
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