#1
What is the funniest thing that happened to you in your freshman year of high school?

For me, there was this one kid named David that got pantsed while he wasn't wearing any underwear in gym in front of 15 freshman girls, my friends, and 30 sophmores.
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#3
I was playing softball and bent down to far when the ball was hit by a varsity player and I got smashed in the balls at about 90 mph. I couldn't walk.

But then my teacher made me get up to bat and sadly I hit the ball, and had to run bases.

Ouch.
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#4
why the hell was that kid goin commando?
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#6
Well seeing as am not a freshman yet...

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#7
some kid stepped in HUMAN **** in the bathroom and trailed it around without knowing.
#9
one kid came in stoned, hit the teacher in the face, walked out, lit a cig in the hallway, then told the dean to go **** himself, no lie. another thing was we were in class and all of a sudden a kid went to the window and threatened to jump out (4th floor). the teacher ran for some help, while she was out, that kid ran down the stairs and onto the courtyard and laid down face first as if he jumped. the teacher got back and started to cry histerically. that kid was promptly expelled
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I was playing softball and bent down to far when the ball was hit by a varsity player and I got smashed in the balls at about 90 mph. I couldn't walk.

But then my teacher made me get up to bat and sadly I hit the ball, and had to run bases.

Ouch.


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one kid came in stoned, hit the teacher in the face, walked out, lit a cig in the hallway, then told the dean to go **** himself, no lie. another thing was we were in class and all of a sudden a kid went to the window and threatened to jump out (4th floor). the teacher ran for some help, while she was out, that kid ran down the stairs and onto the courtyard and laid down face first as if he jumped. the teacher got back and started to cry histerically. that kid was promptly expelled

the second one is really kinda horrible, but oh so funny
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#12
Some kid in my algebra class during my freshman year came in drunk off their ass and puked all over a desk and the girl in front of him.

The puke was like 95% vodka and 5% breakfast chunks.
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Not much, it was probably my best year (grade 8!!!)
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one kid came in stoned, hit the teacher in the face, walked out, lit a cig in the hallway, then told the dean to go **** himself, no lie. another thing was we were in class and all of a sudden a kid went to the window and threatened to jump out (4th floor). the teacher ran for some help, while she was out, that kid ran down the stairs and onto the courtyard and laid down face first as if he jumped. the teacher got back and started to cry histerically. that kid was promptly expelled

lmao dude.. but i don't think they should've expelled him for that... i mean it was kind of mean, but i laughed when i heard about it

i guess they dont have a very good sense of humor
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one kid came in stoned, hit the teacher in the face, walked out, lit a cig in the hallway, then told the dean to go **** himself, no lie. another thing was we were in class and all of a sudden a kid went to the window and threatened to jump out (4th floor). the teacher ran for some help, while she was out, that kid ran down the stairs and onto the courtyard and laid down face first as if he jumped. the teacher got back and started to cry histerically. that kid was promptly expelled


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one kid came in stoned, hit the teacher in the face, walked out, lit a cig in the hallway, then told the dean to go **** himself, no lie. another thing was we were in class and all of a sudden a kid went to the window and threatened to jump out (4th floor). the teacher ran for some help, while she was out, that kid ran down the stairs and onto the courtyard and laid down face first as if he jumped. the teacher got back and started to cry histerically. that kid was promptly expelled



That second one... oh my god how horrible that would have felt. Funny though

I remember walking into my living room where my mother was sitting with strawberry huice all over my hands. It looked like blood and she flipped, I got many lol's
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another thing was we were in class and all of a sudden a kid went to the window and threatened to jump out (4th floor). the teacher ran for some help, while she was out, that kid ran down the stairs and onto the courtyard and laid down face first as if he jumped. the teacher got back and started to cry histerically. that kid was promptly expelled


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#18
I saw boobs for the first time in real life.
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#19
this kid had a long history of mischeif. the first day of school he took a fire extinguisher, went to floor 5 of the spiral stairway, and dropped it. i was in english and all i heard was BOOM! and another time he got a bunch of kids to surround a teacher with toy lightsabers (15 kids he got). he also would steal lunch trays just for fun. but wat a kid he was. another time one kid had in-school suspention (i was there) and he just ran out of the school
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i want this thread to keep going, people, POST. i didnt make this thread but its a great one
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one kid came in stoned, hit the teacher in the face, walked out, lit a cig in the hallway, then told the dean to go **** himself, no lie. another thing was we were in class and all of a sudden a kid went to the window and threatened to jump out (4th floor). the teacher ran for some help, while she was out, that kid ran down the stairs and onto the courtyard and laid down face first as if he jumped. the teacher got back and started to cry histerically. that kid was promptly expelled


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I punched a guy in the face and got suspended and I got caught in the middle of a food fight that I wasn't a part of. And I ended up messier than anyone else.
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