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Really!!!

So a little bit ago I was watching some pr0n on the good ol' intertubes and jerkin' my ding-dong. When I was done I looked at the tissue I used to catch the stuff and it was a bid pinkish. Definitely blood. Now my man sausage hurts a little bit, but not too much.

Dr. Pit, is this a problem? Has this ever happened to anyone else before?

Oh, and before someone says it, no, I don't have AIDS.
kill all humans
#3
*reported
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#5
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Oh, and before someone says it, no, I don't have AIDS.

im a professional AIDS doctor educated at Stanford, and yes, you have teh AIDZ.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#7
You see, Pit?
You see what you've done?!
All of your "I CUM BLOOD!" tactics have made this poor man actually come blood.

You all should be ashamed...
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#9
your penis is dying. no joke if your not joking. doctor asap
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#10
Definitely see a doctor if you're serious.
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#11
yeah except he's not serious. he seems pretty damn calm for someone currently excreting blood from his phallus.... its basically like saying

"yeah so i shot my myself in the foot this morning. hurts like a mother****er but i'm pretty sure i don't have aids or anything. oh wellz."
#12
quick! play I Cum Blood on an acoustic guitar

then fap as wildly as you can!!!!
WE ARE THE NIGHTMARE
#13
It sounds like an infection. If you're not trolling, see a doctor before it falls off.
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#14
Quote by alaskan_ninja
Really!!!

So a little bit ago I was watching some pr0n on the good ol' intertubes and jerkin' my ding-dong. When I was done I looked at the tissue I used to catch the stuff and it was a bid pinkish. Definitely blood. Now my man sausage hurts a little bit, but not too much.

Dr. Pit, is this a problem? Has this ever happened to anyone else before?

Oh, and before someone says it, no, I don't have AIDS.

good for you
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#15
Quote by maggot9779
Go see a doctor if you're serious.


"Yes, uh, 'family doctor I've gone to since I was born', recently I was beating my meat to some hardcore teen porn when blood spewed from my urethra. Any suggestions on how I can continue getting off peacefully?"

As you can see that might be an awkward conversation.
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#21
Pictures Or It Didnt Happen


Seriously! I Really Am Joking On This One. Dont!
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#22
Quote by puppetmaster917
"Yes, uh, 'family doctor I've gone to since I was born', recently I was beating my meat to some hardcore teen porn when blood spewed from my urethra. Any suggestions on how I can continue getting off peacefully?"

As you can see that might be an awkward conversation.


Regardless, if he is bleeding from his meat rocket then it's best to get it checked out or it'll fall off, and that is suicide worthy.
#23
sounds like a possible STD oR he nicked it some how and cut it
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#25

That sounds really sick… and painful and disgusting… just skip posting about it in the pit and get that checked out… that really sounds bad
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#26
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sounds like a possible STD oR he nicked it some how and cut it


I assure you, there is no possible way I could have contracted an STD.
kill all humans
#29
I was feeling pretty depressed after that cry you lose thread (I haven't lost) but I feel better now thanks
#30
Quote by alaskan_ninja
Really!!!

So a little bit ago I was watching some pr0n on the good ol' intertubes and jerkin' my ding-dong. When I was done I looked at the tissue I used to catch the stuff and it was a bid pinkish. Definitely blood. Now my man sausage hurts a little bit, but not too much.

Dr. Pit, is this a problem? Has this ever happened to anyone else before?

Oh, and before someone says it, no, I don't have AIDS.

say exactly this to your doctor
Turn on, Tune in, Drop out.

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#32
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How many times have you fapped that day?



Thats what i'm thinking!
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...I started making out with her, then started doing her from behind...

I said "You're a dirty girl aren't you Steve? ****ing on the first date?"

She shot forward and my dick flopped out and she said "Who the **** is Steve?"
#33
Have you been storing things in your pee hole again?
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#36
Your metal
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#38
This is some delicious copypasta.

Take it to /b/
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#40
Quote by XCount Me InX
Pictures Or It Didnt Happen


Seriously! I Really Am Joking On This One. Dont!


Its okay if your curious. There are still people out there who haven't seen bloody cum before. Can you believe that?
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