Poll: are giraffes the best?
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View poll results: are giraffes the best?
yes
14 21%
yes
13 19%
yes
28 42%
yes
12 18%
Voters: 67.
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#1
are definitely the coolest animal.
i mean, when they're born they drop 15 feet straight to the ground.
that's proper brutal.

does anyone know where i could buy one/how much one would cost?
im not looking to buy one, im just curious.
#5
Giraffes suck. They never call. Even when they say they will, they never call


Now baboons, they care. They really do.
#6
Giraffes are pretty cool. They can kill a lion in just one kick.
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#7
Quote by SeveralSpecies
Giraffes suck. They never call. Even when they say they will, they never call


Now baboons, they care. They really do.

giraffes know what kind of men they like.
they arent going to call back just for the hell of it.
#9
Quote by clearchaos
giraffes know what kind of men they like.
they arent going to call back just for the hell of it.



But we really connected. I felt like he really knew me. I've never had a guy inside me like that.


.....I mean SHE! I've never had a girl inside me like that!


Awww hell.
#10


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#11
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But we really connected. I felt like he really knew me. I've never had a guy inside me like that.


.....I mean SHE! I've never had a girl inside me like that!


Awww hell.

come on...you know this isnt the real issue, but a diversion.
what's really on your mind?
#12
Wow, that second one is ripped as hell!


Quote by clearchaos
come on...you know this isnt the real issue, but a diversion.
what's really on your mind?



Well it's this rhino, Oswald. His horn has been a little less, well, horny as of late.

I told him we should get something for it, and he took offense. Now he wont answer my calls! SO We took time off and I started seeing the giraffe I mentioned.
Last edited by SeveralSpecies at Apr 28, 2008,
#15
Quote by Lord Of Donkeys
Penguins n00b!!!

all they do is poop everywhere.

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giraffes suck.
camels, now thats where its at!

all they do is spit everywhere.
#16
The giraffe has a relative, the okapi, that has a much shorter neck. The okapi live in the forests of the Congo and are somewhat solitary animals.
Here it is
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#17
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The giraffe has a relative, the okapi, that has a much shorter neck. The okapi live in the forests of the Congo and are somewhat solitary animals.
Here it is



Is that a giraffe, a zebra, or a Capibara?
#18
oh yea, giraffes are great...if youve never seen hippos.

they frolic. its delightful.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#19
Quote by shut_up_n00b
The giraffe has a relative, the okapi, that has a much shorter neck. The okapi live in the forests of the Congo and are somewhat solitary animals.
Here it is

mm...
it's alright.
giraffes are still kings though.


any info on prices?
#20
Quote by SeveralSpecies
Is that a giraffe, a zebra, or a Capibara?

I think it looks more of a zebra, but it's closer to the giraffe.

I didn't find any actual prices, but you can adopt one at http://shop.awf.org/adopt/.
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#21
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The giraffe has a relative, the okapi, that has a much shorter neck. The okapi live in the forests of the Congo and are somewhat solitary animals.
Here it is

It's like a deer crossed with a giraffe.

And I don't think you can buy one of these things...
The.
#23
Quote by SeveralSpecies
Giraffes suck. They never call. Even when they say they will, they never call


Now baboons, they care. They really do.


But once you go elephant you can never go back.
We fear violence less than our own feelings. Personal, private, solitary pain is more terrifying than what anyone else can inflict.
Jim Morrison
#24
Quote by ninja dude
But once you go elephant you can never go back.



I was under the impression that the phrase went, "Once you go Natal Free-tailed Bat you never go back."
#25
What's this talk about elephants? Back to giraffes!

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#27
I didn't think someone could say such blasphemy and make me laugh!
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#28
HOLY SHIT!
you have giraffes at your six flags?
the one by me only has a crappy waterpark in additon to the rollercoasters.
#30
Quote by Winterson
Giraffe > All?

yes.


top 4 animals ever:
  • giraffes
  • dinosaurs
  • samuel l jackson
  • astronauts
#31
lol, why did 42% of the people vote for the third yes?
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#32
Quote by clearchaos
yes.


top 4 animals ever:
  • giraffes
  • dinosaurs
  • samuel l jackson
  • astronauts



Oh come on. Three of those don't even exist!
#33
Quote by clearchaos
HOLY SHIT!
you have giraffes at your six flags?
the one by me only has a crappy waterpark in additon to the rollercoasters.



yes we do. we have other animals too, like these:













#34
The poll options are interesting , its fun to see which one is the popular choice for everyone to pick ahah.

I picked the forth.
and i sit and wonder, falling under .
#35
I think people picked the third one because it had 0 votes when the other ones had like 5.
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#36
Giraffes<Me & My Bass & Cheese & Chameleons
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#39
Quote by smb
The best thing about giraffes is that they used to be called "camelopards".

That sir, is their species name I think. Giraffa camelopardalis. Giraffes are awesome.
More giraffes for you guys.
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