#1
so i had this dream that Gene Simmons decided to get a patent on standard tuning so anyone other than him that used that tuning on a recorded album had to pay him. Is this possible, because if it is, he must be stopped!!! i love standard tuning!
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#2
Quote by Fuzzbox91
so i had this dream that Gene Simmons decided to get a patent on standard tuning so anyone other than him that used that tuning on a recorded album had to pay him. Is this possible, because if it is, he must be stopped!!! i love standard tuning!



damn you gene envading his dreams like that
#3
i..........don't think that it's possible. if it is.... Satan help us all. That mother ****er the phrase OJ.
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Quote by Fuzzbox91
... i had this dream that Gene Simmons decided to get a patent on standard tuning...

I kind of lol'd, but it could have been better. You get some points for effort though...
#6
i kinda wish i was joking, im not, i seriously had a dream like that, it sucked balls. So can you do that??
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#7
Quote by Fuzzbox91
i kinda wish i was joking, im not, i seriously had a dream like that, it sucked balls. So can you do that??


do what?
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Quote by crackereast
gene simmons can patent anything,hes like chuck norris

exactly so what if he pantents standard tuning, how much would that suck?
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#15
Gene is a cousin of some sort to one of my friends. I could pass the idea to him. lol
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#17
That's nothing compared to my dream where eric clapton busted my amp and gave me a marshall MG.
Or the time where Jimi and SRV were arm wrestling and eric johnson ended up beating them both senseless.

...I have the weirdest dreams. They're cool when they happen though.

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#19
On my way to the patent office now...I've got dibs on all the OTHER tunings!
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lol, crazy stuff

and someone needs to end this thread or steal it into a much more exciting topic.

to late gene patent this thread already,so if you steal it you have to pay him
#23
Thats like patenting 'hello' you can't. But if he did, easy way around it, tune to Eb and throw a capo on the 1st fret.
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#24
Patent no, standard tuning isn't an invention. Try to hold a copyright on, well he could try but there would plenty of prior art, aka artists that used standard tuning before senior simmons. Even in the amazing dysfunction the USPO is in they still wouldn't allow it.
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