#1
what are some good places to work that are willing to hire 15 year olds? i know most places wont hire unless you are 16, but some of my frineds have jobs at 15 and i need to start making money
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#2
Busk?
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#3
Prostitution, fluffer, porn star.
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#4
Sell drugs?
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#6
Do you have a farm around you? You can operate farm equipment at like 14 in Oregon. Its easy work, but only during the summer.
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#7
Kroger hires you to bag groceries if youre 15. I used to work there...until they caught me stealing PAID stickers and mountain dew.
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Kroger hires you to bag groceries if youre 15. I used to work there...until they caught me stealing PAID stickers and mountain dew.


Of all things to steal... why Mountain Dew?
#9
grocery stores are always hiring and the hours usually mesh with school hours well
but its a crappy job imho, but its better than mc donalds etc.
retail jobs are pretty much the same crap as grocery stores accept more people oriented

DO NOT work at a fast food place, or WAL MART for it is evil

yah from my exp. grocery stores will hire you almost instantly....
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Of all things to steal... why Mountain Dew?

I was thirsty and I knew Game Fuel wouldn't be around for long...

Anyways it was the PAID stickers that really got me in trouble.
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#13
for some reason i saw teen. job. and the first thing came to me was blowjob.
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for some reason i saw teen. job. and the first thing came to me was blowjob.


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#15
^^^I dont think thats big enough homo

Go work at neverland ranch, but 15 might be a little old.
#16
Grocery stores. Like literally 80% of their employees are highschool kids.

I can't walk into a damn piggly wiggly or food lion without seeing at minimum 5 people from my highschool working there. Its ridiculous.
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#20
the stores around me are:

lowes, borders bookstore, old chicago, petmart, mcdonalds, gunther tudys,safeway (long walk),kfc,walmart,starbucks, home depot, united artists theater, and a bunch of places i dont want to work such as bed bath and beyond and perfume stores.

nowhere near any farms
When i die, i wanna be burried upside down...so that anybody who doesnt like me can kiss my ass.

marilize leguana!
#21
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the stores around me are:

lowes, borders bookstore, old chicago, petmart, mcdonalds, gunther tudys,safeway (long walk),kfc,walmart,starbucks, home depot, united artists theater, and a bunch of places i dont want to work such as bed bath and beyond and perfume stores.

nowhere near any farms


A Bookstore would be pretty easy if you know how to shelve books. There's always riding your bike if it's a bit far to walk. McDonalds would probably hire you, but I personally wouldn't want to work in a fast food joint. Don't do Walmart, because that's my opinion and it's the devil.
#22
ive been thinking about buying candy from stores like big lots for 50 cents and selling them at school for $1 each, i could double my money but i risk getting cought by admins. i think it is highly worth the risk though, any thoughts on that?
When i die, i wanna be burried upside down...so that anybody who doesnt like me can kiss my ass.

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#23
grocery stores, fast food restaurants, or movie theaters.
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#24
I work at WalMart. It's okay.
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#26
I'm a busboy at a restaurant. It's not too bad, but we're starting to do more work lately due to O'Charley's' Rev'Olution thing... It's absolutely ridiculous, but I'm gonna be a dishwasher soon, so it won't really affect me at all.
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#27
Around here, most Chic-Fil-As hire at 15.
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#28
I'd say grocery store.

Don't do movie theatres. A guy I know has had to pick up piss cups because some douchebags can't hold it.
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