#1
so I just got home after buying the game (I know, I know, I should be playing and not posting, I'm getting to that). I gathered together everything I needed: some snacks, a beer, pipe, etc. I was really excited though, so I had to take a dump. I figured I would grab the laptop and bring it in with me, so I could find the cheats and the website for the in-game maps.

That brings me to where I am now. I took my dump, and to my horror have found that there is no toilet paper in the bathroom. No one else is home (I took the day off of work to play this) and I have no idea what to do. I want to play the game very badly, but really need some TP. PLEASE leave any suggestions. (I already tried 911, they said if I called again they would send the police). Help.
#3
use your hand, it'll taste nice
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#5
simple solution: dump then shower
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#9
What?

WHO CARES ABOUT CLEANING YOUR ARSE, GO PLAY GTA IV!!
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#10
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whatever you do act quickly so it doesnt cake on your bumhome

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whatever you do act quickly so it doesnt cake on your bumhome


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#13
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why the **** are you cheating before you have even completed the missions

Most GTA games are pretty boring without cheats.
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#14
just use regular paper...or just pay a prostitute to clean up....if you know what I mean.......................I'll show myself out
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What?

WHO CARES ABOUT CLEANING YOUR ARSE, GO PLAY GTA IV!!



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#17
Just go and jump in the shower and cram the shower head up your arsehole.
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#18
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Most GTA games are pretty boring without cheats.


i didnt use any cheats on SA and it was great, but anyways i just realised i don't want to sound like a dickhead and dictate how people should play the game.