#3
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#4
Once upon a time ...

... in the land of UG, there was a lovely lady.
(She was also a princess with magical powers)
She wrote many explanations to help people find their way
around the wonderful land.
Her writings were simple and direct.
And the words were pleasant
with pretty colours and everything.

Some newcomers to this strange and wondrous land
found these writings and quickly learned to blend in
with the others who had been there longer.
Others newcomers didn't find them right away,
but their new friends in the land of UG smiled
and pointed the way to these words of wisdom.

A very few who had never read the words of the princess,
became rancid and unfriendly.
They made jokes at the expense of the newcomers.
But most of the residents of UG were gentle and caring.
The newcomers read these words
and were enchanted by the princess' magical spell
of love and kindness.
They joined with the others who danced and sang.
Time and time again, the newcomers went back
to read these words and find new and better ways
of finding their way around this happy place.

... and they all lived happily ever after.
The End.



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#5
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#7
Yeah, Princess, I did.


I'm a tool, but I do have nice moments like that one.
Meadows
Quote by Jackal58
I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
Quote by SK8RDUDE411
I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#8
the "And the words were pleasant, with pretty colours and everything" part made me giggle
from daylight...
...into darkness