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3 27%
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1 9%
Green
5 45%
Purple
2 18%
Voters: 11.
#1
3 days. Top two. Go.


---The Sunburnt Penguin---

Stop. Wait.
I'm about to birth another miracle.
World Peace?
I say nay, what fun would that be?
Instead, look to the sky,
tap your foot and twidle your thumbs until
I descend; cumulus style.
I'll cure cancer with AIDS,
rid the world of obesity with heart attacks,
and stop global warming with an ice age.
Eventually,
you'll comprehend what I have:
sometimes to stop rape,
you have to offer a new orifice.



safe to say.
____________

i think it's safe to say,
nothin' is goin' okay.
i never wanted you to leave,
but from the looks of things,
you're as gone as gone can be.

the fight from the night before,
decided that things were out the door.
down the drain, goodbye my everything.

i think it's safe to say,
you're millions of miles away.
i never wanted you to leave,
but from the looks of things,
you're gone as we speak.

i watched the tears fall, right down your twisted face
i watched you mouth the words, love turns into pain
i couldn't sleep that night
nothing seemed alright
everything was a blurred mess through the vision of night

i think it's safe to say,
love turns into pain.
i never wanted you to leave,
but from the looks of things,
everything went down the drain,
goodbye, my everything



WEEP NOT MY LADY, WHY DO YOU CRY?

Weep not my lady; why do you cry?
Why do you shudder, moan and sigh?
'Tis not forever, but a year and a day,
And then I shall return, with you to stay,
To cherish you forever, to simply behold
My treasure trove, my own living gold,
My duty calls now, snatches away my heart,
My feet keep inert, and yet I must start,
The armies on the march, the trumpets shout,
And tis about time that I should set out,
But before I leave, grant me one kiss,
Tis your feathery touch, that I shall most miss..

Weep not my lady; why do you cry?
At least your not here, to watch me die,
Biting the dirt, admonished and small,
The higher you rise, the deeper you fall.
I tried to help Johnny crawl back to the crew,
He never moved; those were my last too.
But before I leave, blow me one kiss
Tis your feathery touch that I shall most miss.

Weep not my lady; why do you cry?
Why do you sob, and in that grave lie?
Throw away the knife! Heal thy bleeding chest,
Go consult the physician, have some tranquil rest,
Your life's in bloom, do not grieve mine,
Destroy these memoirs, wander out and shine,
For I always watch, from just a little above,
The separations immovable, yet you still have my love,
But before I leave, wish me one kiss,
Tis your feathery touch, that I shall most miss,



I Samuel 17

I see through my enemy;
he sees, but cannot see
through his own purported symmetry
to see a man, like me.

The beta male tucks his tail,
like a ship without a sail.

I hear people laughing
at my inadequacies exposed.
Recessive genes,
excessive protein,
a jester and a giant, juxtaposed.

I see people gawking but they are not grokking me;
my body keeps on walking but my mind is running free.

Might makes right is dull gruel,
I will not bow to a brawny fool;
by a pebble's bite, righteous tools
and swift insight the servant rules.
#2
Red is my wine today.

"I say nay" - that was ballsy, lol. it could've backfired, but it fit so well with the rest of the sarcastic contradictions.
I especially like the ending line in its entirety.