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#1
WOAH! TIME PARADOX!

If you had the ability to write a letter to yourself one year ago, what would it say?

Dear Craig;

Work harder on science. You can get an A. Don't shove your friends out of the picture or you'll lose them forever. Emma is a bit immature, so light her off quickly as possible And in college you will meet a red head called Alice. She seems awesome but she will destroy you.

Work hard from DAY ONE at college and you will never, ever regret it. And, if you are a tard and let out some feelings for some bitch, then remember things will be better if you listen to Dave He'll hook you up with the coolest girl ever. You won't do much, but she's awesome anyway.
#4
Quote by meh17
Dear meh,

Use the search bar as this thread has been done before


It was a great thread, but is lost through time

I know it's probably there, but I could not find it through searches.
#5
Quote by Craigo
It was a great thread, but is lost through time

I know it's probably there, but I could not find it through searches.


Cool

In that case

Dear meh,

Revise for your ****ing exams!
#6
dear esther,

DO THE PHILOSOPHY EXAM.

also, in a year you'll still be with that sexy man you got with the other day

and don't drive your car while you feel ill!

and save more of that money, you'll need it for the insurance.

love, esther.
MEMBER OF THE LAUGAM BRITISH HIT SQUAD! HONORARY MEMBER OF THE SWEDISH LAUGAM HIT SQUAD!
I'M JUST SEE THROUGH FADED, SUPER JADED, AND OUT OF MY MIND
<//////>~ dA
Esther is officially awesome and smart - Frenchy
#7
Dear Kev,

you never gain muscle, quit lifting weights!
MUSIC

Black > Classic

UG BLACK BRIGADE

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hit him in the balls, prefferably from below so as for maximum testacular pain


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1) stick him in his kisser, quick!
2) repeat step one.
#9
Dear Browny

don't buy the backpack. Stay away from Alex. Oh, and don't kick a hole in the ceiling at your school.
#10
dear steve,

quit your s-hitty band sooner, and join float face down. they are more mature and ambitious than the cry baby 15 year olds. you will do great things with this new band
Fallen Into the Abyss of indignity, Doubt Does Not exist Or Dome Into Being Ignominious and Pale
#11
Good job on ditchin' the bitch, you're going to fail your exams but don't worry about it too much because better times are coming.
#12
Dear GiantRaven,

Trust me, they got worse with music tech for your second year. I know you'll find it hard to believe...but somehow they managed it
#18
Quote by rizo299
Dear Rizo299,

Stop being such a pussy and get the **** on with it.


Dude your avatar is so epic.
O.O
#20
Dear Fritzy,

Don't get involved in stupid arguments with Tanna.

That is all.

Love, Fritzy.

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#21
Quote by rizo299
>.> I get that a lot.


Yeah I bet.
It's probably the coolest thing I've ever seen next to an epic griffin mount.
#23
Dear ME.

Seriously dude chillout.
My Gear

Guitar
DEAN Razorback Shards
Wesley crappy cheap thing

Amps
Cheap Crappy Freedom Practice AMP 15watts
VOX AD50 Valtronix
#24
Dear Skagitup,

I have included, in written form, the music of several songs written by various artists over the last year that have achieved chart success. Enjoy.

Skagitup +1
#25
Dear ali, for the love of god, get a haircut, it's fucking ridiculous. Seriously, did the early nineties beat you with the ugly stick?

Other than that, talk to the hot asian girl, good things will come of it.
Check out 8-Bit Trip!
www.myspace.com/8BitTrip

-·-·-·[ Music Squirrel ]·-·-·-

Also, get on my profile and friend me, bitches!
#26
Dear Lepermessiah22,
go to your god damn classes so you don't fail out of college and have to go to community college for a year until you can reapply for the school you failed out of.


LTD EX-351
Peavey 5150 head
Marshall 1960A
Boss NS-2 Noise Supressor
BBE 482i Sonic Maximizer
#27
Dear utahotc,

Find another way to spend your freshman year of college. Let's just say, you're not going to pass a single thing your second semester. Spend more time with the Hungarian, and don't take anything you have for granted.

Oh, and frigging PRACTICE THAT GUITAR for petes' sake!
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Play Meshuggah. It is the solution.
#28
Dear break-me-in (I was going to write my real name but apparently we're not doing that, because this is a UG thread.)

Anyway, that's not important. But you should know that since I've just handed you this letter, I've created a rift in the space-time continuum (at least if watching sci-fi movies is anything to go by), and thus the world is about to be destroyed. So, watch out for that...

From
You.
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


Confused? Good.

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Sigs are wastes of my precious screen space.

^ Irony

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LET ME HUMP YOU DAMMIT
#29
Dear ValoRhoads,
You have lost your mind. You haven't had it for some time. Cut the snse of it and run with it. Let's see, here are a few tips for the next year.

Too many whiskeys will lead to a catastrophy!! Beware the red haired witch! U'll know...

Also, get the record done! I'm still working on it in the future, what are you doing?!?!

Let's see what else....... Oh yeah, stay out of Ohio! That place just leads to tragedy!

Don't start playing World of Warcraft, it took me months to quit that crap!

Oh, the most important one: Remind your roomates that anything over 100 proof catches fire, otherwise, keep an extinguisher handy, this will occur sometime in August!

I think you can handle the rest!

Se ya in the mirror in a year,

ValoRhoads
Out here you've gotta know where your towel is!
#30
Jo...

DO SOME %$&~#IN' WORK!
Happy, lost and still unaware.
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I gave my brother a hand job. It was weird at first. It was weirder after.

Fender '72 Telecaster Deluxe & Epiphone ES-335 "Dot"
Laney VC15 + Ibanez TS808

I Don't Play Metal.
#31
Dear Consort,
Do NOT cut your hair short, you will hate yourself for doing so...
oh and don't say "Your hair smells like smoke" to that one girl on that one date..though that wasn't the only ****-up
#32
Oggy

Run, run away fast, shes crazy, leave it!!!!

+
Invest i bacon
CYMRU


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I cut my tongue with a spoon.


Andrew Wk Party Tip 11Be Awesomer!

Woo
#33
Dear Stir-Fry,

write a letter to your past self in a year that doesn't suck.
thanks.
#35
Dear me,

You're doing amazing, keep up the good work. But get a job!

Letter to me now:

Work harder, arsewipe. And still get a job!
#36
Dear Wes,
Stop getting so uptight with school and have a bit of fun.

It's alright to get some B's once in a while.
Call me Wes.
Gear:
Fender American Deluxe HSS Strat
Chicago Blues Box Roadhouse
Bad Cat Cougar 5
1957 Gibson GA-5
Ceriatone 18w TMB Combo
Hughes & Kettner Tube Factor
Various Ibanez TS9s
Weber MASS Attenuator
#38
Dear Eugene,

Quit UG now while you still have the chance. Oh wait, I forgot, you'd already been here nearly a year. . You're long gone.

PS, don't choose Biology for AS levels. Make 'predictions' about big football matches and earn cash. And don't spend your summer doing work experience in dentistry; because believe it from me, it will be ****.
#39
Dear tallicafan,

Cut your hair before you go to Spain you fool! And avoid wendy at all costs. She's crazy.

Yours sincerely,

Me....from the future *plays twilight zone themetune*
TRANSFORMICE






#40
Dear Alejandro,
Get a guitar instructor now. You get so much better within 7 months of having carlos teach you imagine how well you will play a year from now. Don't date Kimberly, she sucks major ass. Keep on trucking and forget!
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