#1
OK hears the the story, I have a friend who thinks he's better than everyone. I got a guitar before him and encouraged him to get one also( Mind you this was about 4-5 years ago). I turned out to be better than him, but I never bragged or anything. We were both in the school band until he quit, But I still am. Fast forward to half a year ago. We both tried to start numerous bands but they failed. I don't want to brag but the kid still didn't know what to do. Then I found an actually good player such as myself( I started to play bass at the time). I thought that finally the band had an even balance, 1 good guitarist to cover up the bad one, a pretty good bassist, drummer, and singer. Then, without my decision, everyone in the band decide to kick him out, and he partially blames me for not stick up for him, even though I had no say in the matter ( I was there just to play man, not argue). So now he's been taking lessons with the "best guitarist in the city" and claims to know now everything about theory, even though I've been learning theory since the 3rd grade( I'm in 11th). For instance, I'll play a riff and he'll say it's wrong and doesn't sound good cause it's not in key. Then he'll cross his arm and say "I love taking theory" and get that kind of smirk that makes you want to punch the person. And he shows off so bad to people who don't even know real theory. He does this so bad, his other friend even went crazy because of it( I'm not lying!!!!). I didn't really care what he says until yesterday he told me the music I listen to has no music value (I listen to metal,heavy metal and death metal) and the bands are just trying to sound like a bass guitar( I know I don't get it either). I was about to beat the sh!t outta him right there. So I ask the pit, what do I do about him.


Also what do you classify Led Zepplin(sp?) as?
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#3
Mind your own business. Don't bother dealing with said ignorant-asshat. Don't become one yourself.

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#4
Kick him in the dick.

Also, I'd classify Led Zeppelin as blues, but thats just me.
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#5
led zeppelin is hard rock.
and, he doesnt seem like a good friend, if hes like that
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#6
*brings the ladders*

erm...what now?
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#8
phone dave mustaine n tell him that ur friend says his mothers a floppywanded dementor boggerer..

then give him his adress..


oh n Led Zeppelin is Classic/Hard (in some cases) Rock
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erm...what now?


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#10
i calss them as classic rock, this guys a dick he needs taking down a peg or two snap his guitar in half and wire a diode into his guitar the wrong way round so it will make no noise
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#11
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#14
make him suck ur cods
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#15
Sounds like an asshat, but ive never seen anyone like that so im sure you cant be telling us the whole story like with all these sob stories on UG

And Led Zeppelin are hard rock, although the term metal did come from their huge amounts of equipment, more specifically the boxes had "heavy metal" written on them. So that might be what you're looking for or not looking for.
#16
Claim all his theory is wrong, even when its right.
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#17
lol "fast forward to half a year ago" ..smooth :p

if he's so cocky then why are you friends with him anyway? surely if you don't go to the same school and stuff you could just like stop seeing him?
#19
OK,
Tommy[fin], what the hell does that mean

Oblivion_Rsp, He would problaby brag that he got his ass kicked on the count of Megadeth is his fav band. That's the heaviest music he'll listen to, He basically said **** like JFAC and Slayer aren't good, even though he has their CD.

DinkyDaisy, no, I KNOW I'm not the best in the city, but I'm pretty good, I'm not like that man

rancidryan, He already dropped his ESP/LTD many times, even though he has lock straps on it, and it's brand new


FYI, he classifies Led as Heavy Metal and every thing else besides thrash as Nu metal


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FireTag, No man, cause I challenged him before and he won't because he says thats my solution to everything
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lol "fast forward to half a year ago" ..smooth :p

if he's so cocky then why are you friends with him anyway? surely if you don't go to the same school and stuff you could just like stop seeing him?


He wasn't Always like this, and I live across the street from the kid

And RedFez64, I swear this is the whole story
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pfff i'll kick your ass, just as soon as you let me out of this goddamn tower!!
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#24
there must be a rock off!! do it.

Zep is Rock
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#25
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#26
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OK hears the the story, I have a friend who thinks he's better than everyone.


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#28
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Judging from the story, you don't sound much different than your friend.

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#29
I'm grade 3 at theory, I don't brag about it. He can't know grade 8 theory after half a year or 3 years. He's probably craq anyway, just hang out with other people.


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#30
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#34
Let him brag.
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#36
Led Zeppelin has been classified as heavy metal before. But in return you can say, how can Zepp be considered heavy metal when 1/3 of their music is acoustic? Well thats what Robert Plant said anyways. They dont even consider themselves heavy metal.

As for your friend, just dont talk to him. I mean are you really gonna miss him that much if he's always a douche?
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