#1
Hi all,

Some of you remember my problem with flies invading my house not too long back. Sadly, a new invasion has begun and sadly it is too frightening to begin an attack.

There is a beetle in my cellar....and it's huge. I'm talking the size of your average guitar slide.

I'm afraid that it may have the ability of flight or even be stronger than me.

How the frig do you go about killing beetles?

Thanks.
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#4
hammer.


or knife... knife the bastard


personally i'd use a hammer... it gives that 'crunch' sound
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#5
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*closed*

O RLY?

Well I just contravened Catch-22 by posting.


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#6
Raid is a possibility, but sadly I'm a great big wuss and am scared of it flying at me (should it be able to). Knife or hammer. Now, it is very fat and what if I get beetle juice on me?
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You win this thread. And UG. I haven't actually lol'd at a post in a really long time. Thanks for changing that. I expect a sig


He expected this.

Something you definitely need to know
#7
make a flame thrower out of a deodorant and a zippo and fry the bastard
#8
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Raid is a possibility, but sadly I'm a great big wuss and am scared of it flying at me (should it be able to). Knife or hammer. Now, it is very fat and what if I get beetle juice on me?



Hello there.
#9
Get a big ass fan so it can't fly at you and then hammer the s*** out of it!!


Either that or buy a paintball gun...


...and then...SHOOT THE LIVING S*** OUT OF IT!!!!!!!