These threads may be closed, but your mum just opened for business. So I am SET for THE NIGHT, baby.
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Why is it happening?

I just don't understand! I'm being raped by a giant beetle and can't discuss it due to catch-22!
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You win this thread. And UG. I haven't actually lol'd at a post in a really long time. Thanks for changing that. I expect a sig

He expected this.

Something you definitely need to know

con·tra·vene Audio Help /ˌkɒntrəˈvin/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[kon-truh-veen] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–verb (used with object), -vened, -ven·ing.
1. to come or be in conflict with; go or act against; deny or oppose: to contravene a statement.
2. to violate, infringe, or transgress: to contravene the law.