#1
so how do i go about hiding a massive ugly hickey? i have a lot of hair but it was windy today and made my hair blow around so i had to like hold it down. scarves and turtlenecks are out of the question.
#4
Wear a neckerchief and be HxC. Or kick your own ass and leave lots of bruises on your neck and face so it distracts people from looking at the hickey. Or if your parents say anything to you, you could always kill them.
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#5
if you're not proud of your love marks, you must be messing where you shouldn't be.
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#7
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Its a bruise!

Yeah but like my parents noticed the last couple so like i don't wanna keep saying that.
#9
Well... Unless a nasty skank gave it to you... WEAR IT WITH PRIDE!!! My ex left hickies on me all the time and I got lots of compliments.
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#11
Put that **** on display.


Be proud.
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#12
Quote by AK Guitarist
Well... Unless a nasty skank gave it to you... WEAR IT WITH PRIDE!!! My ex left hickies on me all the time and I got lots of compliments.

Well I'm mainly worried about my parents... not so much other kids at school or whatever
#15
believe it or not i watched a youtube video that showed the best way to get rid of one would be by taking the negative side of a D-battery and rubbing it on the hickey in circle motions pretty hard. It actually worked in the vid so give it a try......maybe try youtubing the vid too
#17
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Say you slept on it funny.
Or, immediately say its not a hickey.

Dude great idea.

"Say Jimbo, whats that on your neck"
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Quote by DyNoMiTe...!
Why would your parents care atleast it shows your not gay.

Who says its from a girl? O_O

But actually no my parents thinking I'm gay is awesome cause then i can get away with a lot of stuff with girls that i couldn't if they thought i was straight. so its cool.
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#18
if you don't want to have a hickey maybe... I don't know.. remove the lips from your neck? there are definitely alternatives that don't involve blood vessels being broken
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#19
tell them you and your friends took big red [brand of cinamon flavored gum] wrappers and licked them and put them on your neck to see who could keep it there the longet because it burns really bad and you won
#21
Quote by conkersbfd182
believe it or not i watched a youtube video that showed the best way to get rid of one would be by taking the negative side of a D-battery and rubbing it on the hickey in circle motions pretty hard. It actually worked in the vid so give it a try......maybe try youtubing the vid too


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#22
Quote by DyNoMiTe...!
Why would your parents care atleast it shows your not gay.


not exactly
#23
Quote by metallicock
tell them you and your friends took big red [brand of cinamon flavored gum] wrappers and licked them and put them on your neck to see who could keep it there the longet because it burns really bad and you won


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#24
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#25
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tell them you and your friends took big red [brand of cinamon flavored gum] wrappers and licked them and put them on your neck to see who could keep it there the longet because it burns really bad and you won

You know what I'm actually gonna do that
#27
Quote by metallicock
not exactly


it's from a guy
Holden Caulfield is a friend of mine.
We go drinking from time to time.
#28
ahh! I had a hickey and i had to run miles b/c my coach got mad, but its our personal life so i advise you tell anyone who asks to shove it.. unless u trust them XX
#29
get a dark colored temporary tattoo and stick that bitch on there.....problem solved....
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#30
Quote by metallicock
tell them you and your friends took big red [brand of cinamon flavored gum] wrappers and licked them and put them on your neck to see who could keep it there the longet because it burns really bad and you won

Thats actually a good idea.
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#31
Quote by sports_chik5
ahh! I had a hickey and i had to run miles b/c my coach got mad, but its our personal life so i advise you tell anyone who asks to shove it.. unless u trust them XX

Thats lame he was probably just jealous cause he hasn't gotten any in years.
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As the hollow men
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#36
Quote by metallicock
tell them you and your friends took big red [brand of cinamon flavored gum] wrappers and licked them and put them on your neck to see who could keep it there the longet because it burns really bad and you won

+1
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#37
Why should your parents care about a hickey?
Mine dont.
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#38
Quote by Macabre_Turtle
Don't be dumb enough to get them where they can be seen? Make her do it on your chest next time.


+1
#39
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Why should your parents care about a hickey?
Mine dont.

believe me if you knew my parents you'd understand