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#1
i cant belive this so girl from my school is goin to prison for helping her boyfriend and
parents kill and hid the body. she put it in a dumpster and set it on fire.


check for ur selfs

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#3
wow did you know her
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#4
wow, she sucks at getting away with murder. what do they teach you kids at your school?
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#5
Even if he doesn't know her, it's still horrible.
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#8
Jesus almighty grammar and spelling!
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#10
Brutal
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#11
Only proves there was really a murder.
You could be lying.
You're not brutal.


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#12
wow, your town is called surprise. Homo much?
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#13
She looking at the camera in that shot? Can't tell.

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#22
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A kid I graduated with is in prison for beating his own 1 year old baby to death because it wouldn't stop crying...


...how funked up is that?

Haha I would too, babys are ****ing annoying. Ashame he got jailtime.
#25
Obviously they did not listen to that famous Papa Roach song.
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#26
A kid i went to school with was put away because he tried to kill his dad by distilling nicotine and putting it in his kool-aid. It was all because he wouldnt let him go out that weekend or some shi.t.
I dont know how long he was away though, i heard that some kids saw him at warp tour like two years after that or something.
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#27
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#28
what's more brutal?

her face?

or those murders?
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#29
Quote by hatecrew15
i cant belive this so girl from my school is goin to prison for helping her boyfriend and
parents kill and hid the body.
she put it in a dumpster and set it on fire.


check for ur selfs

http://www.azcentral.com/community/surprise/articles/2008/04/25/20080425gl-nwvdumpster0425-ON.html

What? I don't understand that at all. What the hell are you talking about?
#30
Quote by dmc_74_usa
A kid I graduated with is in prison for beating his own 1 year old baby to death because it wouldn't stop crying...


...how ****ed up is that?

thats so retarted because his baby would'ent stop crying
hes now got a lifetime of hell :stickpoke
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#31
Try to sex her before she is locked up. Imagine how into it she would be knowing she was going to jail for life.
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#32
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Even if he doesn't know her, it's still horrible.


Killing her own parents isn't horrible, it's T3h Br00t@lz!!!!!!1
#33
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wow, she sucks at getting away with murder. what do they teach you kids at your school?

Yea, don't you guys have AP Rape and Kill?

I got a 5 on that exam.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#34
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Yea, don't you guys have AP Rape and Kill?

I got a 5 on that exam.

What? Lucky, all I got was honors masturbation.
#35
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What? Lucky, all I got was honors masturbation.

You must go to a crappy school, then.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#37
Quote by hatecrew15
i cant belive this so girl from my school is goin to prison for helping her boyfriend and
parents kill and hid the body. she put it in a dumpster and set it on fire.


check for ur selfs

http://www.azcentral.com/community/surprise/articles/2008/04/25/20080425gl-nwvdumpster0425-ON.html


The only murder I see here is your brutal killing of the English language....OH YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE!!!!
#38
gee, lighting the dumpster where you threw a body won't atract attention. dumpsters burst into flames all the time.

brilliant.
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#39
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Yea, don't you guys have AP Rape and Kill?

I got a 5 on that exam.


I graduated that with summa cum laude honors. They called me the Harbinger of Rape.
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#40
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I graduated that with summa cum laude honors. They called me the Harbinger of Rape.

summa CUM laude...

Nice.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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