#1
today i was taking a piss, and when i went to wipe i looked down and saw there was... blood on the tip on my thing


wth
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#3
Quote by Irnmaiden4life
today i was taking a piss, and when i went to wipe i looked down and saw there was... blood on the tip on my thing


wth



You embody a cannibal corpse song....So METAL!!!
#4
dude...don't piss so hard.

EDIT: wait..you wipe? geeze do you just sputter everywhere? i mean sometimes i need to but you say it like it's an every-time thing. am i just weird?
...why?
#7
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#8
you wipe your dick when after you piss? Thought only chicks do that.
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#9
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you wipe your dick when after you piss? Thought only chicks do that.

since when do chicks have dicks?

dude..those aren't chicks you're getting with. sorry bro.
...why?
#10
Quote by Irnmaiden4life
today i was taking a piss, and when i went to wipe i looked down and saw there was... blood on the tip on my thing


wth


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#11
lol i was getting the rest off cause i recently fapped without cleaning it all up
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#14
Quote by Irnmaiden4life
lol i was getting the rest off cause i recently fapped without cleaning it all up

beginners mistake! fap more!
...why?
#15
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beginners mistake! fap more!



lol i was a beginner when i was 9
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#16
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since when do chicks have dicks?

dude..those aren't chicks you're getting with. sorry bro.


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#17
Quote by Irnmaiden4life
today i was taking a piss, and when i went to wipe i looked down and saw there was... blood on the tip on my thing


wth



...huh...
#18
Quote by Irnmaiden4life
lol i was a beginner when i was 9

9? took ya that long, huh?

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that's gotta be like my first UG compliment..thank you my day just got better..lol
...why?
#19
lol i laughed so hard when i saw the first reply. ya thats metal man. u just came blood dude. if ur seroiusly worried about it, just search on google about pissing blood instead of going to a doctor, cuz thats like a waste of time. trust me. i know what i'm talking about................
#20
You cum blood?
If not are you sure you have a penis & not a Vag' could just be your having your Periods!
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#22
People say masturbation is a slaughter of sperm cells, aka "aborting" in a way, which I think is stupid.
BUT, that being said, I'm guessing after you climbed up your own pole, you basically had such a huge sperm genocide that all of the "aborted babies" ended up bleeding all over, and that my friend, is so gore metal.
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#23
damn, i'd be ****in panicking if i came blood. furreal
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