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#1
I know this is gay as hell, but I've been outta the loop so....

So I broke up with my gf of 2 years recently and I'm going on a date on thursday, so I was wondering if UG had any good methods of executing that all important first kiss (cuz we all know that chicks care about that ****) I haven't actually performed a first kiss in at least 2 1/2 years, my ex was the one to kiss me first so I've been out of the loop and a little rusty. any suggestions, stories, surprise *********?

not really asking for some hardcore advice, i'm just curious
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#3
oh dear god, this is gonna get ugly...

but my serious advice (serious advice in the pit?? WTFX) is, if you drive, wait till you drop her off at her house, lean over when your sayin goodbye and give her a little kiss on the cheek( or be bold like me =D and plant that little kiss on the lips) while huggin her with your one arm.

It melted my last girlfriend haha, because she thought it was "so sweet"

but yeah also, relationship thread...
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#4
Your 18! for gods sake man!

Buy some rum and give her a couple pence and have your way with her!

Are!
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Your 18! for gods sake man!

Buy some rum and give her a couple pence and have your way with her!

Are!


i like this approach as well.
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#6
Suprise Sex>First Kiss
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Your 18! for gods sake man!

Buy some rum and give her a couple pence and have your way with her!

Are!


'm 19 lol...like I said...I haven't been on the field for a couple years...I'm rusty
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#9
Kiss her when she wants to be kissed.

Not all girls like to kiss on the first date anyways.
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#10
1. Find the right time until you two are alone. Privacy is the key.
2. Ask your these questions: Did you and your partner have an intimate time together? Had she been flirting with you through body language? Does she want to be kissed? If you said yes to all (most of) these questions, then you are ready to be kissed
3. Make Eye contact with your partner, if is comfortable and doesn't look away then she is ready.
4. Lean in slowly.
5. Touch her if you must, but make sure you avoid any awkward situations. The neck, hands, and shoulders are good places.
6. Go in for the rape.
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#11
when the time is right you'll know dude. You can't think too systematic about it ya just gotta feel it. If it doesn't happen on the first date then it doesn't happen. Then the next date you can go for it. I'd say the whole walk her to the door thing usually works though. Depends on how the date goes also..if you mess up and shes not diggin you then chances are your not gonna get anything but a swift kick in the ass to the curb.

good luck!
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#12
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6. Go in for the rape.



+100 lol
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#13
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I hate threads like this because it reminds me I haven't performed a first kiss in at least 17 and a half years .

I feel your Pain!
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Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#14
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6. Go in for the rape.

I was not expecting that at all. Win!
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#15
Ok the best advice I can give is think of it like dancing and just get a feel for it and go with the beat...you can't predict whats gonna happen so just flow with it...dont overthink it.
#16
The trick to the first kiss is...having something in reserve

If you are worried about you messing it up or somthing have a trick that makes the kiss or absense of a kiss the lastt thing on her mind like a big romantic thing :P could be anything aswell
#18
Do it Elliot style...

"Where are you from? why is there blood in my sons stool?" *Pokes tongue out, wags it around and moves in for the kiss saying ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!*

And Soulfly...

I understand what you mean man However, I have someone I miss who I just can't have damn internetz
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#19
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1. Find the right time until you two are alone. Privacy is the key.
2. Ask your these questions: Did you and your partner have an intimate time together? Had she been flirting with you through body language? Does she want to be kissed? If you said yes to all (most of) these questions, then you are ready to be kissed
3. Make Eye contact with your partner, if is comfortable and doesn't look away then she is ready.
4. Lean in slowly.
5. Touch her if you must, but make sure you avoid any awkward situations. The neck, hands, and shoulders are good places.
6. Go in for the rape.




Nice.
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#20
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Actually no, .

I am angry not sad. At least I won't look like a pussy if I'm angry that it hasn't happened.

I have a theory: time spent on interwebs is inversely proportional to romantic involvement.

Hmmmm.... Good Theory! ::type =
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#21
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Do it Elliot style...

"Where are you from? why is there blood in my sons stool?" *Pokes tongue out, wags it around and moves in for the kiss saying ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!*

And Soulfly...

I understand what you mean man However, I have someone I miss who I just can't have damn internetz



No dude!

Get angry instead of sad!

It'll make you look like a badass and then you'll be irresistible and we won't look as lame as we did before!

#22
What a cute thread. ^_^
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#24
To loosely quote Will Smith:

"You move in 90% of the way...let her come the other 10."

Seriously though, it all depends on the situation. Let it come.
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#25
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No dude!

Get angry instead of sad!

It'll make you look like a badass and then you'll be irresistible and we won't look as lame as we did before!



I said Damn Internetz, I meant it. Massive angriness right
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Damn Auals, you're messed up. :P


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See what I did there?
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t3gan? Coming to the UK?

*smooths mair and straightens shirt*

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t3gan and Bec > Tegan and Sara.
#28
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1. Find the right time until you two are alone. Privacy is the key.
2. Ask your these questions: Did you and your partner have an intimate time together? Had she been flirting with you through body language? Does she want to be kissed? If you said yes to all (most of) these questions, then you are ready to be kissed
3. Make Eye contact with your partner, if is comfortable and doesn't look away then she is ready.
4. Lean in slowly.
5. Touch her if you must, but make sure you avoid any awkward situations. The neck, hands, and shoulders are good places.
6. Go in for the rape.


this whole thread I expected rape...but this post was the last post I expected to have rape in. I salute you sir
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#29
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That's more like it!



Now I'm off to be angreh IRL .


I'm Coming too! *Storms off*
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#30
just make it tender man. chicks are all about "the right moment".

giggity giggity let's have sex!
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#31
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I hate threads like this because it reminds me I haven't performed a first kiss in at least 17 and a half years .

Go to some parties, get drunk, and hook up.

(or don't get drunk, but that would be immoral)
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#33
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I have tried this a few times, but no-one else gets drunk enough to go for me.

lol.


My problem also.

I'm beginning to think it's impossible for someone to get drunk enough to fancy me without passing out.

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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

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#34
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My problem also.

I'm beginning to think it's impossible for someone to get drunk enough to fancy me without passing out.


you lost me right there....

is that a bad thing?
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#35
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you lost me right there....

is that a bad thing?


No, but it'd be nice if they were conscious just once.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#36
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No, but it'd be nice if they were conscious just once.

eh, ive heard having a conscious sexual partner is overrated anyway.
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#37
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eh, ive heard having a conscious sexual partner is overrated anyway.


Really?

*breaks out the chloroform*
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#38
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I hate threads like this because it reminds me I haven't performed a first kiss in at least 17 and a half years .

I aint got any pussy in 18.
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#39
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Really?

*breaks out the chloroform*


Well, I can't wait till formal.

Everyone is going to get totally plastered. There is still a chance! albeit very miniscule

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I aint got any pussy in 18.


The way I'm headed I shall soon be joining the hallowed ranks of "The Non-Consensual Abstainers".

Feck.
#40
The best way to get the first kiss is to grab her face, open her mouth and just shove your tung in as hard as you can... trust me, they love that
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