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#1
Pick up lines are awesome. If you use one that sounds so cheezy that you can't possibly be serious, it makes you non-threatening, and therefore more trustworthy, plus its just funny.


For example;

Get on your knees and smile like a doughnut.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl as beautiful as you, I'd have.... five cents.
Did it hurt? (What) when you fell on your face?
You must wash your pants in windex cuzz I can see myself in 'em

And finally,

hey baby, you know what's better than mountain dew? Mountin' you, oh yeah, alright.


I've surfed the web, but I can't find any actually humorous ones, which if you actually like pick up lines, are definitly the only way to go.

Got anything funny, guys?
#3
I be Alice, you be Wonderland.

Alice IN Wonderland
"There are millions of people in the world, and none of those people are an extra. They're all leads in their own stories."
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#4
Oh I forgot one,

if your right leg is christmas, and your left is thanksgiving, can I visit you between the holidays.

Also,

You know what the word of the day is? The word of the day is legs, wanna go back to my placce and spread the word?
#5
lmao... on a guitar related note......

You're so beautiful... Quick, someone pinch harmonic me!

I just came up with it... It's sooooo terrible.
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#6
You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers.
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#7
Here's my favorite.

"I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look."

Sweet.
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#9
Quote by StraightxXxEdge
My friend has that on a shirt.

His mom bought it for him.


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#10
Hmm, on the gyno note, a woman puts her legs in the stirrups to begin an exam, the doctor sees she is shaking and nervous, so her asks her if she would like him to numb her, she says yes, so he leans forward ,"Num num num num".

Doesn't work so well in text but you get the idea.
#12
I'm mr Right, I've heard you been looking for me.
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#14
Guy says to girl: Ever had a busted nut in your turd? Want one?

(relevant only to anal aka only to some skanky bizzies)
#15
"Pick a number between 1 and 10"
"7"
"YOU LOSE, get your top off"

"Does this rag smell like chloroform?"

and my personal favourite

"GET IN THE VAN"
Originally posted by jklsadj;sadjfak
well, green day was at woodstock. so they are classic rock! i told you!
Originally posted by Iluvpowerchords
Pfff Gay people are Fags
#16
Quote by freedoms_stain
You don't sweat much for a fat lass.

I know a Geordie who tried that one.


i've never been so proud to be a Geordie
Originally posted by jklsadj;sadjfak
well, green day was at woodstock. so they are classic rock! i told you!
Originally posted by Iluvpowerchords
Pfff Gay people are Fags
#17
hello would you like to accompany me back to my place of residence
signed,
your favorite poster
#19
oh, and "Spread your legs woman and lets get to know each other"
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#21
Quote by baddog144
LOL this is a FUNNY thread :P



lol this thread is respawned once every week
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#22
Do you have screwdriver eyes? Because when you look at me my nuts tighten.

Are you wearing space pants because your butt is out of this world.

-I lost my keys can I stay at your place?

-I lost my phone number can I have yours?

-I lost my hat wanna root?

-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven because that would explain WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!! (works 70% of the time)

=)
#25
Quote by MangeRamone
lol this thread is respawned once every week


Figures, I haven't been here in some time, so I'm innocent.


Quote by ElliotTW2K6
**** me if im wrong but is your name gertrud?


****ing ingenious. If only the opposite sex were fallible to technicalities.
#27
Quote by lexieangel
wudnt you just be slapped for that one?



As a rule, I try never to say anything that can be construed as sexual harrassment unless I know the girl first.
#28
*Licks finger and wipes gently girl* Let's get you out of those wet clothes..
Sigs are overrated.
#29
Repeat thread, repeat joke: Oh hi, can I smell your p@ssy? If she says "No!", you say: Oh, sorry, it must be your feet.
#30
IF IT WORKS

Guy: Eyy wanna Aussie Kiss?
Girl: Whats that?
Guy: same as French..just down under.
sincewhen??

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#33
I wish I were adenine so I could be paired with you(U).

I wish I were a DNA helicase so I could unzip your jeans(genes).


I know... I'm nerdy.
fght ff yr dmns. wrt sngs n yr slp. fight yr dmns your DEMONS. w lv y. w mss y. i lv y s mch tht t hrts m hd.
#34
you be "sin squared", i'll be "cos squared" and we could become 1 together.
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#36
Quote by xhandgunxheart
I wish I were adenine so I could be paired with you(U).

I wish I were a DNA helicase so I could unzip your jeans(genes).


I know... I'm nerdy.


Quote by Sol9989
you be "sin squared", i'll be "cos squared" and we could become 1 together.


It's so very sad that I get these....


#37
they're their, mate, it's ok...
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#39
Quote by bat69420
Oh I forgot one,

if your right leg is christmas, and your left is thanksgiving, can I visit you between the holidays.


I know a girl who has "Christmas" tatooed on her right thigh and "Thanksgiving" on her left thigh and above her pus she has a tatoo that says, "There's a lot of fun between Thanksgiving and Christmas"

True story.
#40
Quote by ZanasCross
I know a girl who has "Christmas" tatooed on her right thigh and "Thanksgiving" on her left thigh and above her pus she has a tatoo that says, "There's a lot of fun between Thanksgiving and Christmas"

True story.


pics?
GO HUSKERS!

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