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#1
Some white-hat wearing retard is playing "through the fire and flames" on endless loop on his laptop, with the speakers turned all the way up. I have 20 minutes until my next class and I don't want to spend them listening to obnoxious powermetal.

How should I deal with this perpetrator?
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#2
Accidentally spill something on his laptop. Give him a fake name and phone number when asked for reimbursement.
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#5
Nah man I gotta do something creative and off-the-wall.

Cmon Pit I'm asking for entertainment here. You ARE my personal entertainers after all.
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#8
Kick his ass, Herman Ri style
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#9
Sing like ZP Theart in his ear and maybe he'll get annoyed as sh!t.
Oh yeah, and make the guitar solo sounds, too.
#10
****in kill him dragon force is gay or get a gay guy to hit on him
#12
Drown it out with something really bad, like Hanson and then just look at him and say "You see how that feels?"
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#13
Finish Him!


...slowly

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What the hell were you thinking?


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#14
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Oh yeah, and make the guitar solo sounds, too.


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#15
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****in kill him dragon force is gay or get a gay guy to hit on him



how old are you? jesus...
#18
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****in kill him dragon force is gay or get a gay guy to hit on him


This is flawless, do it.
#19
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throw something at him.


Indeed.

Throw something at him.
Then say " Oi *pause while holding eye contact* Shut the **** up. "

Its rather simple.
#21
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****in kill him dragon force is gay or get a gay guy to hit on him


Why a gay guy?
What relevance is that to anything?
Ah well... Funny idea.
#23
nah what you gotta do is steal his hat and throw it out the window, when he goes to get it u can turn his laptop off. or you could just try turn it off without him noticing you creeping up on him
#25
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nah what you gotta do is steal his hat and throw it out the window, when he goes to get it u can turn his laptop off. or you could just try turn it off without him noticing you creeping up on him

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If you have that much time, may as well change his wallpaper to 2girls1cup and change his homepage to the pain olympics video and install bestial porn onto his harddrive...
#26
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If you have that much time, may as well change his wallpaper to 2girls1cup and change his homepage to the pain olympics video and install bestial porn onto his harddrive...


I suggest go for this one.
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#27
Flaming baby punch him in the face. It's the only way to solve this problem.
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#28
rape his mum and email him the video in the next 20 minutes so that it pops up on his screen. then when he looks over and recognises you...just raise your eyebrows and say 'i don't like dragonforce'
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#29
He finally quit, but now I gotta go to physics class. Hopefully we get to talk about something more interesting than dragonforce, like sine waves or diffraction.
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#30
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rape his mum and email him the video in the next 20 minutes so that it pops up on his screen. then when he looks over and recognises you...just raise your eyebrows and say 'i don't like dragonforce'



the finale to this is brilliant...
#31
"Accidentally" bump into his desk sending the laptop hurdling down to the floor. Or just turn your music up really loud.
#34
just drown it out with fall out boy/any emo/screamo music.... that will get him to stop
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#36
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enjoy it?


yep, that is the most creative thing ive heard all day. He wanted something off the wall, not impossible, jeez.
#38
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****in kill him dragon force is gay or get a gay guy to hit on him

This, without a doubt this.

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#40
Disembowel him.
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