#2
at the home dept. it was the nuts and the bolts for me
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#5
LOL@HEMI... I was i think.... 10..... no interesting story how he told me, he just used my mom as an example, like everybody else.
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#7
My dad explained it to me and told me not to tell my brother at age eight. I told him the very same night and he flipped out and got so scared.
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#9
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My parents just kinda gathered that I already knew through sex ed and friends.



same with me. they were like, "do we need to have a talk?" and i was just like no.
#10
my parents gave me a book and just left me.
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#11
three years old....i got gang raped, it's suprising how quickly you can learn things at that age
#12
7 years old, sex ed class, funniest day of my life.

"Sir, what's wanking?"

"Sir have you had sex?"
"No..."
#15
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Im 18 and still not completely sure how the process works.
1) Insert penis in vagina
2) Remove
3) Repeat
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#16
found it in a dictionary at age 8.
asked my mom more bout it...

my famous line as a child (on finding out legal age).. "So what if I'm like 15 and three quarters and absolutely desperate for it?"

=]
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#17
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1) Insert penis in vagina
2) Remove
3) Repeat


Wrong! That would look stupid.

1. Insert penis in vagina
2. do not remove! simply slide out slightly
3. reinsert
4. repeat

Porn has tought me well.....
#19
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Wrong! That would look stupid.

1. Insert penis in vagina
2. do not remove! simply slide out slightly
3. reinsert
4. repeat

Porn has tought me well.....


It is all about how it looks.


I don't remember hearing about sex for the first time.
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#20
i learned it in grade 5 but i never got why it was called "the birds and the bees". explain please.
#21
School bus in 2nd grade, I was taught by the 6th graders... they didn't leave out any dirty details.
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#22
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i learned it in grade 5 but i never got why it was called "the birds and the bees". explain please.
There's a wiki article about it.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#23
The Pit. Taught me everything i know.

well, sex ed. But that doesnt give it in much detail. The pit taught me everything else.
Yes, it's a very old username.
#24
one thing i know is that apparently it birds and bees was invented when some guy saw a bee sting a bird on the balls
#25
since about age 8 i think my dad has randomly sat me down a few times and given me "the talk". one time he was drunk and told me that large penises run in the family so i should use mine as much as possible while i'm still young... i was coz my whole family was round, like my nan and everyone lol
#26
Don't really remember. Probably between the age of 7 - 8, a talk with my parents.
But I didn't get it right.
I thought that just by rubbing each other even though you're dressed you can get a girl pregnant .
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#28
aged 8 by my mates dads porn collection

sometimes its good to learn at an early age - makes you more liberal
#29
My dad and uncles had porn everywhere. I learned on my own.
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#31
Er. I think I was about 8. (about year 3)
Wasn't much older than when I started swearing.
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#32
mum gave me a book about it...with little naked cartoon people
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#33
My parents don' tell me crap about sex. I remember we were at Cici's and my dad is like. Use protection. and im like
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