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#1
Ok folks, most of you should know the drill by now, me or another writer writes a part of the story and you vote on what our character does next.

The writers are:

guitarhero_764
GrayBass
Sol
AmericanBlanco
Azza
Blues_to_thrash
DarkEra
IHC
TheBF
RancidPunk

If anyone else would like to become a writer, pm me with an audition entry(must be 160+ words). If it is good I will add your name to the list.

This time our character is in an unsigned band. Before we begin the story, we must decide which genre his band is to be. Choose wisely, pit, the first one to recieve three votes is the decision.

Genres:

A) Thrash
B) Heavy Metal(Iron maiden-ish)
C) Funk-Metal
D) Jazz
E) Country
F) Bluegrass
G) Punk
H) Pop-Punk
I) Emo(lol)
J) Classic Rock(led zeppelin ish)
K) Blues
L) Pyscadelic
M) Boy Band
N) Alt. Rock
O) Grunge
P) Avant-Garde
Q) Screamo
R) Rap-Rock
S) Alt. Metal
T) Glam Metal
U) Soft-Rock
V) Hardcore
W) Metalcore
X) Progressive Rock
Y) Prog. Metal
Z) Death Metal
AA) Black Metal
AB) Hard Rock(Van Halen/G'N'R ish)

I hope I didn't miss any main ones. I choose C, and btw, if you wanna get us signed to a major label, don't pick something like Black Metal. Realism applies

If anyone wants to keep track of the story and compile, I'll make it available in the first post.

For the record, our guy is 24.
Have fun.
Last edited by guitarhero_764 at May 3, 2008,
#2
B!

May audition later, cba right now.


EDIT


Iron Maiden do not classify as heavy metal in my opinion, but the band should be Iron Maiden-esque with 3 guitarists


....

and a banjo player.
Last edited by dandadog at Apr 30, 2008,
#7
X for sure!
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#11
B! yay i can't wait!

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#12
Post-hardcore isn't there.

Though I guess you could say it stems from hardcore.

Mathcore and Noisecore and drone and stuff are also missing, but they might be boring to do (well not mathcore or noisecore but drone...)

I vote V for Hardcore cause it'll give us good gig stories!
#13
B won!

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
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#14
I'll say H even though B won. Cause i'm cool like that.
I might audition later but I can't be botherd the now.
#15
B wins: Heavy metal :rock:

********

You find yourself staring at the wall for the umpteenth time in the past hour. An empty beer can sits to your right, and a bag of jalepeno chips to your left. Your eyes are half open as you sit your fat 170 pound ass on your favorite couch.

Your is slowly headbanging against your will to the raging Black Sabbath tunes flowing through you iPod headphones.

"Reeeeeflex in the sky- waaaarrrrn you you're gonna dieeee"

Your fingers air guitar the riff to Electric Funeral. Mmmm. That was some nice sound....

Your beer craving kicks in, another one wouldn't hurt. You slowly stretch and stand up from your lazy position of the couch. You stumble foward and almost throw up. Memories flash from last night's party.

Booze.
Solos.
Sex.
More Sex.
Penis?
Some Weed.
Wait a minute...was that the kids mom?
Headbanging contest.

You can't remember much more, damn that was a crazy party sucked.

You walk into the kitchen and look at the time - 11:40. You take a wiff of yourself. Phew. You stunk.

You notice the door to the computer room opened. You slowly walk towards the door and open it. You see your roommate - Paul - passed out on the floor with a pack of heroin sitting next to him and a needle sticking in his arm.

"Jesus...Paul you're gonna get our asses kicked out..."

Paul moans and rolls over. He mumbles something to the effect of "Get the **** out..

What will you do?

*******

a) Shower time
b) I WANT MAH BEER
c) Wake up Paul and make sure he's ok
d) Go sleep next to him
e) Go back to your bed and sleep
f) Get some food
g) Go play guitar
h) Go smoke some weed
i) Go to the bathroom and fap
j) Fap right there
k) Go back to jammin to your tunes
l) Go take a piss
m) Call your singer and schedule a practice
n) Go smoke a cig
o) Write a song?
p) Take the needle and inject yourself with some
q) Kick Paul in the stomach
r) Laugh histerically for no reason whatsoever
s) Scratch your balls
t) Get some milk
u) Order a pizza
v) Call one of your bandmates and ask if they wanna see a movie
w) Pick your nose
x) Go play some games on the computer, ignoring the factthe paul is passed out next to you
y) Practice your singin skills
z) Sing to paul about why not to do drugs
#16
Z! singing about drugs is always fun
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#17
J! Fapping is even more fun!
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#18
Z lets not involve drugs this time
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#19
z for sure.
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#20
S!
It just seems so appropriate for this character
he's starting to sound like a heavy metal loving, guitar playing version of Homer Simpson.
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#21
shall i take this
EDIT: nah i'll go to bed
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#22
Z is teh winnerz

******

"Hey dude, don't do drugs..." You say to Paul

He half opens his eyes, "**** you man..."

You open your mouth and let out 30 seconds of lyrical genious,

"Because doin drugs
is like screwin a thug
and we all know
that Thugs. Have. AIDs.

Yeah yeah yeah

And if you dont wanna die
then instead make a pie
cause drugs are a nonononono

YEAH!!

AND IF YOU WANNA FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF
THEN PUT THE NEEDLE INTO SOMETHING ELSE
BECAUSE DRUGS. ARE. BADDDDDDDDDDDD"

Paul looks at you with a wtf look and goes back to sleep. You reach down and pull the needle from his arm.

"You'll be alright buddy." You say to him and smile. He flips you the birdy and goes back to sleep.

Your phone rings. You slowly walk to the phone, proud that you may have made a difference in someones life.

You pick it up. "'ello?" You ask the caller.

"Yo, dude. Its me, Chris. So yeah we got this gig tommorow at 7. You're free then amirite?"

"Uhh...so far yeah." You say, since you obviously had no life.

"Alright cool. I'll be over with the band in 20 minutes to discuss the set list. Be ready dawg." He hangs up.

Friggin weirdo...

Now what?

*******

a) Shower, you don't want them to see you like this
b) Grab a beer and go watch some tv
c) Practice your guitar
d) Get some brunch
e) Sing some more
f) Resume listening to music

Sorry about that guys. I accidently put my note in the middle, don't hate me.
Last edited by guitarhero_764 at Apr 30, 2008,
#23
Talk about a cliff-hanger...
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#24
that song was beautiful



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#25
*coughs*....

Now what?
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#26
arm.


...


lol, wut?
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#27
from his.... dick? arm? leg? head? wtf?

EDIT: bump. what's going on? why is the story half way done with no options...

*headexplodes*

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Last edited by AlecMag at Apr 30, 2008,
#29
wtf???WHERE ARE THE OPTIONS??? WHAT HAPPENED???

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#30
i dunno... um... i vote B!

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#31
ok, how did this guy become a DW?
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#32
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ok, how did this guy become a DW?


he was the creator of the greatest CYOA story yet, created this thread so that automatically makes him a DW
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#34
Just scratch my name off the DW list, I'm not going to commit myself to another CYOA. Those were so last month...
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#35
I'm still in to write.

I'll have to jump in a little later, though...I have pressing matters at hand.
Back to the classic avatar.

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#36
so what's going on? is someone gonna rewrite the previous chapter or what?

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#38
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I'm still in to write.

I'll have to jump in a little later, though...I have pressing matters at hand.

Graybass, you are awesome.