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#1
Self explanatory. Applies to any form of guitar.

You know you suck at guitar when you think tuning adds distortion to your guitar.
#3
You know you suck at guitar when you make a thread about sucking at guitar.

Have some respect.
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#5
you know you suck at guitar when no matter how many times you spin the whammy bar the pitch doesnt change.
2 ducks and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The rabbi enjoys a nice drink and the ducks are shooed out so that health services aren't called in.
The day proceeds as normal.
#6
You know you suck at guitar when you play guitar hero more than regular guitar.
Up the Punx!
#7
Quote by EddieRhoads
Self explanatory. Applies to any form of guitar.

You know you suck at guitar when you think tuning adds distortion to your guitar.

Actually, slightly detuning a couple of strings makes a lot of dissonance which can make the guitar sound more distorted. Lulz.
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#8
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wow

lol
#9
You know you suck at guitar when you spend more time browsing guitar playing websites than actually playing guitar.
A U S S I E
#10
Quote by Jcore44
You know you suck at guitar when you spend more time browsing guitar playing websites than actually playing guitar.

Yeah, but...


Got on the bus with me daysavaaaa
#11
Quote by Magic Jim
you know you suck at guitar when no matter how many times you spin the whammy bar the pitch doesnt change.

...I remember doing that.
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#12
You know you suck at guitar when your user name on Ultimate-guitar.com is "EddieRhoads"... and you've "nearly mastered eruption".

You should probably burn yourself alive... with your guitar.
Plays:
Schecter Hellraiser Solo-6 FR Limited
Parker Mojo Fly
Ibanez SZR 720
Tanglewood Evolution
LaPatrie Etude DEMO
'66 Hagstrom Viking I (customized)
SGR C-7 (defretted)
Agile Intrepid 828

Amp, Pedals:
Laney LV300
BOSS RC-20XL
#13
You know you suck at guitar when...

in Soviet Russia, guitar sucks at you.
...receiving transmission from David Bowie's nipple antennae...
#15
You know you suck at guitar when you play bass
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#17
You know you suck at guitar when your bass player says "the G string is out" and you start looking at womens bottoms trying to catch a glimpse.
Out here you've gotta know where your towel is!
#18
Quote by Lord Of Donkeys
...I remember doing that.

me too
2 ducks and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The rabbi enjoys a nice drink and the ducks are shooed out so that health services aren't called in.
The day proceeds as normal.
#20
Quote by rickyy
You know you suck at guitar when you play bass



Lulz. You know you suck at guitar when you have to clean the dust off with a PSP cleaning cloth.
#22
Quote by humperdunk
you know you suck at guitar when you don't use the search bar

Already said...
Plays:
Schecter Hellraiser Solo-6 FR Limited
Parker Mojo Fly
Ibanez SZR 720
Tanglewood Evolution
LaPatrie Etude DEMO
'66 Hagstrom Viking I (customized)
SGR C-7 (defretted)
Agile Intrepid 828

Amp, Pedals:
Laney LV300
BOSS RC-20XL
#25
You know you're bad at guitar when you see a tab for "China Grove" and laugh as you exit and look up Nirvana riffs instead.
#27
Quote by Munchlaxatives
You know you're bad at guitar when you see a tab for "China Grove" and laugh as you exit and look up Nirvana riffs instead.


Or when you imitate a metal musician when it's sub consciously a form of self rejection?!
''Technological advancements are like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.'' - Albert Einstein
#28
You know you suck at guitar when you go around making fun of peoples off brand guitars and showing off your Fender stratocaster without realizing it says Starcaster.
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Then you are officially the worst Ug'er here.
#29
Quote by Magic Jim
you know you suck at guitar when no matter how many times you spin the whammy bar the pitch doesnt change.

My science teacher last year, who claims to be a kick ass guitarist thought thats what you had to do.
#30
You know you suck at guitar when your name is Josh. A "josh" can't play guitar.
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#31
Quote by Fryer Mike
You know you suck at guitar when your user name on Ultimate-guitar.com is "EddieRhoads"... and you've "nearly mastered eruption".

You should probably burn yourself alive... with your guitar.


Now that's just mean.

You know you suck at guitar when you do harmonics with your head.
#32
Quote by weemansyndrome
Actually, slightly detuning a couple of strings makes a lot of dissonance which can make the guitar sound more distorted. Lulz.

Or if your ears work like mine it will sound more out of tune.
#33
You make threads like this.


EDIT: no really, seriously this time:

You know you suck at guitar when you cant play a G5 chord.

the open one.
BACK LIKE A HEART ATTACK
Last edited by Kai07 at Apr 30, 2008,
#35
Quote by Dvnc
You know you suck at guitar when you play guitar hero more than regular guitar.


this isn't true. I know a kid who is a master at guitar, but he plays a ****load of guitar hero.
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#36
when u cant play something, so u turn up the distortion



Gain makes everything better! Break a leg? Here, lets put some distortion on it!

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#37
You know you suck at guitar when you wonder why you have 2 extra strings.
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#38
You know you suck at guitar when you just picked one up for the first time...
D F O I N N T D
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#39
Quote by Dvnc
You know you suck at guitar when you play guitar hero more than regular guitar.


True
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