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#2
OMG, I DID EXACTLY THE SAME THING. but the weirdest thing'd have to be a defraggalating (spelt something like that) spoon from my science room.
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#4
Nothing, I'm not a thief.
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I onece dumped a girl that I was seeing who already had a boyfriend... So anyway she put on like a stone and i dumped her telling her it was because i felt really guilty etc etc.

But really it's cos she got fat!

No fat chicks !
#6
Quote by Gerald The Mous
For me it would have to be a stainless steel spoon from the ice-cream shop at the Museum of Science and Industry yesterday.

How about the rest of the pit?



Oh that's just mean.

Now nobody can have ice cream!

I bet they're looking all over the shop for it!


Err... I stole pick and mix in woolies as a kid, but only because I was too young to understand the concept of them.


A few months ago I saw an old friend from school walking down the same road as me when we were both very very drunk and he convinced me and a friend to steal a large canvas poster for him with a 'baywatch babe' on it from the walkabout bar, we thought it was a fair enough idea so took it down oblivious to the police car slowing down to bemusedly watch us

Oh, running from the police because you think they can't see you is fun
#9
Someones virginity
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#10
stealing is wrong.
My name is Charlie.

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#12
panasonic tv controller.
lino cuter.
2 whiteboard rubbers.

this was at school.
#13
Post commanders flag from the headquarters building at Ft. Gordon Ga.
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#15
Quote by rickyy
Someones virginity


damnit you beat me to it....
well i have nothing to say now
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#16
A wireless router and modem from wal*mart and a street sign while on LSD.
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#17
I once stole a slice of pizza at a local festival... I had the money to pay but I was so drunk that I couldn't take it from my wallet!
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Dammit, satyphan, you just shat over all my hopes and dreams.
#19
In school once, I stole a plastic african american baby doll.

I got suspended soon after.
Apparently someone paid $90 for it.

#20
A **** load of stationary from school. I'm talking hundreds of pens and **** here.
#23
First there was the plastic test tube my friend stole from science class to make into a bong. As for me, a toothbrush. The only thing I ever got caught stealing too! I risked running rather than face the embarrassment of having a cop show up at my parent's front door with me by his side and a toothbrush in his hand.
#24
My cousins boxers...

dont ask
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So much down syndrome

remember UG Community? thought so.
#25
tampons..

it was a dare, i swear!
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stairway to heaven has a solo?!?!
#26
There's an Indian restaurant me and my mates go to to get pissed, and we always steal something.

So far I have two shot glasses, a half pint glass, a knife, a fork, a spoon, a salt shaker, and a pepper shaker.

I'm yet to leave with a chair.
#27
A small felt hat that looked like it was something that Link (from Zelda) would wear. I took when my school concert band was performing in Myrtle Beach at some random high-school.
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#28
Pogs. Twenty years from now, it'll take me hours to explain to my kids what the hell pogs were.
#29
when i was 3 i stole a half eaten packet of malteasers from tesco...
yup its a sig... yeaaah..
#30
a wreath from outside my apartment dorms to put in my room for christmas...it was pretty high up so it was quite the ninja operation
'I love her, but I love to fish...I'm gonna miss her"
#31
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Pogs. Twenty years from now, it'll take me hours to explain to my kids what the hell pogs were.


I loved pogs! i miss them
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stairway to heaven has a solo?!?!
#34
The most unusual thing I ever stole? A snowman.
Midnight. He looked magnificent; a tall, white mute
beneath the winter moon. I wanted him, a mate
with a mind as cold as the slice of ice
within my own brain. I started with the head.

Better off dead than giving in, not taking
what you want. He weighed a ton; his torso,
frozen stiff, hugged to my chest, a fierce chill
piercing my gut. Part of the thrill was knowing
that children would cry in the morning. Life's tough.

Sometimes I steal things I don't need. I joy-ride cars
to nowhere, break into houses just to have a look.
I'm a mucky ghost, leave a mess, maybe pinch a camera.
I watch my gloved hand twisting the doorknob.
A stranger's bedroom. Mirrors. I sigh like this - Aah.

It took some time. Reassembled in the yard,
he didn't look the same. I took a run
and booted him. Again. Again. My breath ripped out
in rags. It seems daft now. Then I was standing
alone among lumps of snow, sick of the world.

Boredom. Mostly I'm so bored I could eat myself.
One time, I stole a guitar and thought I might
learn to play. I nicked a bust of Shakespeare once,
flogged it, but the snowman was the strangest.
You don't understand a word I'm saying, do you?
2 ducks and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The rabbi enjoys a nice drink and the ducks are shooed out so that health services aren't called in.
The day proceeds as normal.
#35
I understand the words... not what you mean with them <_<
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Dammit, satyphan, you just shat over all my hopes and dreams.
#37
some kids pencil. that thing was flawless, no eraser usage, even trim, i had to make it.
#39
One of those huge Dairy Milk bars. I mean the huge 1kg ones. I had to hide it down the back of my coat to get it out. Accidentally got it out my jacket in front of someone who worked at the shop who looked at me, stunned, then quickly walked back into the shop to tell his superior
#40
A traffic cone. A stop sign that NO ONE stops at, on a road that hardly anyone drives on. And a tray from McDonalds. Probably some other small, stupid things that I can't remember. I've never taken anything of substantial value. Most of the time my friends and I snatch something that won't be missed so we can laugh about it later.

As for that stop sign, I just got mad at its presence and decided to take it down and run over it a few times...

Worth it.
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