#1
have done illegal drugs and recorded what you played

im really good

07 Fender American Deluxe Strat
07 Fender Custom Telecaster
09 Seymour Duncan Pickup Booster
09 Fulltone OCD V.4
10 Ibanez WH-10 V.2
09 Splawn SuperStock
10 Jet City JCA-20
97 Fender Hot Rod Deluxe

Yeh the SICK! bit sounds a bit stupid.

#2
only on a bet
they gauranteed that couldnt played stoned....
im still better sober
i think i sound good when im not sober