#1
Well i got a new floyd rose guitar and for like a whole 2 hrs i was setting up the bridge...

And i just realised that it was just a nice calculated catch-22....To get the guitar in tune you need change the pitch of the strings...but if you do that you only ending up messing the tuning of the other strings..

Well for a while atleast until everything balances out


So that made me wonder a lot on all the catch-22 we face in our lives...

So go on pit...tell me ur catch-22 stories...


And i don't want to hear the search bar ones....
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#4
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i thought this was going to be about the joseph heller book...

me too..
#5
I thought it was gonna be about the ska band.
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#6
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i thought this was going to be about the joseph heller book...


I thought this was gonna be about the band.

Should be interesting to see the responses though.
#8
I thought this was about the whole catch-22 thread closings yesterday.
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#10
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Could you please link me to the other thread...


And i want catch 22 stories guys...
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#11
Yeah, I spent a lot of time yesterday trying to get my bridge level, the tension right, and the guitar in tune.


...It takes a while, but eventually you balance out all three.
#12
Wow. Talk about a backfiring thread.
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How old are you?



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#16
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I thought it was gonna be about the ska band.

Same.
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#17
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*reported*



*deported*
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This is the funniest thing i've ever read on UG.
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#18
Aww I was all ready to say it's a hoax...and then you make a valid thread. Damn.


And to the guy who reported...why? It's a valid thread.
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#19
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Aww I was all ready to say it's a hoax...and then you make a valid thread. Damn.


And to the guy who reported...why? It's a valid thread.



He didn't report the thread, just that other guy's post for Rick Rolling.

Anyway, last summer I couldn't get a job because I didn't have a car to get anywhere. I didn't have a car because I didn't have any money. I didn't have any money because I didn't have a job.
#20
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He didn't report the thread, just that other guy's post for Rick Rolling.

Anyway, last summer I couldn't get a job because I didn't have a car to get anywhere. I didn't have a car because I didn't have any money. I didn't have any money because I didn't have a job.


Steal someone's lawn mower and start a mowing business. You can ride the mower everywhere. Eventually you can buy them a replacement mower. Or I've heard of these archaic devices called bicycles that neanderthals used to commute from place to place.

Also, rape.
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Steal someone's lawn mower and start a mowing business. You can ride the mower everywhere. Eventually you can buy them a replacement mower. Or I've heard of these archaic devices called bicycles that neanderthals used to commute from place to place.

Also, rape.



Yeah, great idea, especially since the nearest house to mine is about 10 miles away, and the nearest town is about 15 miles away.

Jackass...
#22
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Yeah, great idea, especially since the nearest house to mine is about 10 miles away, and the nearest town is about 15 miles away.

Jackass...


Riding a bike 15 miles isn't difficult. At all.
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#23
Woah Where do you live ??
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