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#1
Hello pit. I have a testicle in a jar that I'm giving to my roommate as a gift. My question is what kind of liquid do I put it in so that it doesn't get shrivelly? Would a saline solution do? Thanks in advance.

EDIT: ITS A CALF TESTICLE.
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Last edited by misty_b at Apr 30, 2008,
#2
lol wut
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Well, if your looking for something like that, you should use a preservative like,
wait WTF?
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lol wut


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Hmm. should look like this.


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#13
y r u giving a testicle to ur friend ....of all things

anyways i hav no clue...just wanted to say WTF
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#14
I must ask... WHERE did you get a testicle to give him?


on topic: I think it's called formalin or something like that.

edit: freedoms_stain got it right. I guess it's called formaldehyde
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Hmm. should look like this.



Actually it looks like this:
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#16
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I must ask... WHERE did you get a testicle to give him?


on topic: I think it's called formalin or something like that.

formaldehyde.
that would be your best bet.
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#18
Yeh, I think what most of us are wondering is HOW you got a testicle.

Bad break up with your previous boyfriend?
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formaldehyde.
that would be your best bet.
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You roommate's gonna be so happy! No one ever gives me testicles...

He's really excited about it. We're gonna put it atop our entertainment center for all to see.
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Actually it looks like this:


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that's a bawling noise BTW, not an expression of confusion.
#22
Put it in a can of beer, ultimate lulz will ensue when he knows he had a testicle in his mouth.
#23
k well what you have to do is-

wait WTF did u just ask??!?!?!?!??!
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wat

Oh I just took that picture a minute ago before anyone could say 'pics or it didn't happen'.
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#25
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He's really excited about it. We're gonna put it atop our entertainment center for all to see.

Sounds fun. So is it his testicle your putting in a jar?
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#26
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Sounds fun. So is it his testicle your putting in a jar?

Oh no. It's a calf testicle. I guess I should've explained that in my first post.
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Oh no. It's a calf testicle. I guess I should've explained that in my first post.

lol, that explains things.

And here we thought you were running around stealing single testicles as trophies or something.
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Actually it looks like this:


wat has the pit come to...
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lol, that explains things.

And here we thought you were running around stealing single testicles as trophies or something.

Well, if he's not, someone is.
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#31
wait a minute! who's is it and how did you get it??? my friend died yesterday cuz someone cut off his left nut and he bled to death! holy ****!!

kidding...
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Oh no. It's a calf testicle. I guess I should've explained that in my first post.



yeah that makes it less weird........


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#37
dude... no...

I don't care if it is a calf testicle, keeping a severed testicle as an ornament for your entertainment center is just plain wrong.


#38
Either formalin or alcohol.

Avoid saline and formaldehyde, they're actually somewhat corrosive in the long run.
#40
this is just wierd
all im gonna say
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