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#2
your mom posts as many jokes as possible.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#3
Your Mom, Oooooo111!!
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Floppydick


If that's how you read my name, leave a message saying so on my profile
#6
Quote by oppressor
yo momma is so fat, but i mean so fat that..


she's obese


Did she eat at mcDonalds?
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Floppydick


If that's how you read my name, leave a message saying so on my profile
#11
Your mom is so fat that she wears Saturn's rings. OOOH!!
[ifyoucanreadthisi'mnotsuprised.]
#12
Quote by Muzikh
She ate McDonalds

and his farm.

nothing was spared.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#13
Quote by Muzikh
She ate McDonalds


All of thems??
Quote by 20cdndollars
You are god, floppypick



Floppydick


If that's how you read my name, leave a message saying so on my profile
#16
Yo momma so stupid she thought Tupac Shakur was a jewish holiday

lol the only one I heard recently and remember.
#21
Quote by Juliena
your mom goes to college


well your mom goes to University!
Quote by 20cdndollars
You are god, floppypick



Floppydick


If that's how you read my name, leave a message saying so on my profile
#24
your mom is a.......


very decent and respectable person and a value to our society
Quote by H4t3BR33D3R
fourteen?
For Christ sake she probably couldn't get to the center of a Tootsie Pop let alone suck your **** properly. Just get someone your own age you tosser.
#25
Quote by FireandFlames
Yo mama is SOoOoOoOoOoO overdone and unfunny, that she's *reported*



thats some serious ownage


Your mama so fat everytime she turns around she's one year older
Your mama so greasy she sweats Crisco
Your mama so greasy she sells oil to Texaco
Your mama so old she sat behind Jesus in third grade
Your mama so old she forgot her purse on Noah's ark
Your mama so nasty, the sewage department fired her because of sanitary reasons


there's my share
#26
Quote by ibanez_artcore
thats some serious ownage


Your mama so fat everytime she turns around she's one year older
Your mama so greasy she sweats Crisco
Your mama so greasy she sells oil to Texaco
Your mama so old she sat behind Jesus in third grade
Your mama so old she forgot her purse on Noah's ark
Your mama so nasty, the sewage department fired her because of sanitary reasons


there's my share

Pffffft
The best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass.
Bye.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#27
Yo mama so hairy, she's got afros on her nipples.
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Worst-Atheists (because 90% of them are arrogant bastards)
Best- Music


90% of people are arrogant bastards, regardless of religion.
#28
your mom doesnt take pictures, she takes posters.

your mom is so fat, she has her own website: herspace.com

when your mom stands on the scale it says "one at a time please" or "to be continued..."
#30
Quote by NOT_haxors
your mom is so epileptic she she she

had a sisure and died


im sorry for your loss

...
#31
Your mom is your sister.
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#32
Your momma's so fat, to lose weight she has to use diet soap. I know I suck...
Quote by blackflag49
Condoms, for all the copious amounts of pussy with which you will be inevitably bombarded from this moment onward.


#34
your mommas so hairy the only language she can speak is WOOKIE


meet the spartans reference





We walked into the night

Am I to bid you farewell?


Why can't you see that I try
When every tear I shed


Is for you?
#36
You're mom is so fat she plays pool with the planets.

An original, hope you like.
I got some good guitars, yo.
#37
Quote by bingeandletgo
Your momma's so fat, to lose weight she has to use diet soap. I know I suck...


You're mom is so dumb she bought this:
I got some good guitars, yo.
#39
Quote by kellanj
in soviet russia mom makes fun of you!




Win!
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