#1
Found this on Craigslist, and I thought it was pretty moving. I guess some kid has a masturbation problem, and he wrote a letter about it...
I don't want the thread to get closed (some a-hole would probably report me for posting porn or something) but here's the link:

http://boulder.craigslist.org/rnr/662881722.html

WARNING! It's really long, but I was kind of glad I read it.
#3
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writing a letter about masturbation to Craigslist- Priceless.............and Creepy
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#4
twenty bucks says hes asian.
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#5
oh this is funny, teen angst taken to an intellectual level, its still teen angst tho
#6
jesus dude. thats intense.

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#8
'batein isnt going to drop your GPA from 3.4 to .2. this guy has some other issue.
So it goes.
#9
TS, I'm glad you showed us that. I thought I was the only one that felt that way on the subject. :/
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#11
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twenty bucks says hes asian.


$20 says it's Ex's&Oh's.
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This is the funniest thing i've ever read on UG.
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#13
that dude sounds gay to me. And mastubation doesnt bring acne, a55hole.
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#14
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$20 says it's Ex's&Oh's.

$20 says it could apply to two thirds of the pit.
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#15
WTF who sent you guys my blog?

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#16
TS= Craigslist poster?
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#17
All people who's hearts don't feel for the kid should be ashamed of themselves. I understand what he is going through, except I beat the habit. I got something called chocolate.
#19
Quote by Zugunruhe
twenty bucks says hes asian.

hahahaha that made me laugh so hard


thats kinda funny hes acting like its heroin or somthing i jack off cuz it feels good and im a horny teenager
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#20
"I fervishly hope that someday, I will be able to muster up the willpower to stop this horror, and fix myself to become an amazing person and do great things."

hahahaha


Edit:

Best part by far:
" On the other hand, maybe I'll be sitting on the toilet ten minutes from now, clicking into a porn site while silent tears stream down my face, questioning my manhood and all that I am."

Oh man.
Last edited by me_llamo_juan at Apr 30, 2008,
#21
Quote by Zugunruhe
$20 says it could apply to two thirds of the pit.



you're probably right man

hey! you knwo what leads to masturbation? Boredom? After a few riffs and some homework you're sitting there bored and nothing on TV.. so what do you do?

SMACK YOUR PUD.

and that guy needs to have some of sort of really traumatizing sexual experience.. like he gets really horny decides to **** his girl in the poot and she drains his dick out with some diarrhea.

Epppp
#22
several attempts at getting laid

haha EPIC PHAIL


On the other hand, maybe I'll be sitting on the toilet ten minutes from now, clicking into a porn site while silent tears stream down my face, questioning my manhood and all that I am


hahahahahaha
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#23
Anyone think this is an elaborate joke?
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#24
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"I fervishly hope that someday, I will be able to muster up the willpower to stop this horror, and fix myself to become an amazing person and do great things."

hahahaha


Edit:

Best part by far:
" On the other hand, maybe I'll be sitting on the toilet ten minutes from now, clicking into a porn site while silent tears stream down my face, questioning my manhood and all that I am."

Oh man.



And then he uses those tears as lube.


>_>

<_<


I would.
#25
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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NO ****ING WAY.

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#28
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NO ****ING WAY.

I've already got a screenplay written out

Nice user title.
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#29
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NO ****ING WAY.

I've already got a screenplay written out

Home Alone XXX.

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#30
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Home Alone XXX.

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#31
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All people who's hearts don't feel for the kid should be ashamed of themselves. I understand what he is going through, except I beat the habit. I got something called chocolate.



I'll bet you did Beat it.
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1. Grab sticks.
2. Bang sticks on drums.


^how to play drums.


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Last edited by yellowshirtguy at Apr 30, 2008,
#32
dude that is ****ed up. But i feel the same way about it thoguh .I hve the same problem. though it hasn't taken over my life as much as the guy. and i've slowly started to cut down. but ya don't underestimate the power of masturbating. I'm so addicted, like i can understand how smokers keep smoking and stuff, cuz its like that feeling once u do it, u can't wait till the next time. i started watching so much porn, like everynight was an adventure to search online on galleries for new stuff, like i dono. i sometimes stayed up till 2am on a school night just searching the net. thats when i realizd i had a problem, so i know what it feels like. i just hope it doesn't get as bad as the dude. but i have an excuse i don't have a girlfriend. but this guy does, wtf, thats just wrong.
#35
Yeah, I sort of understood the kid, but at the same time it was hilarious (on the other hand, I'll be whacking off in ten minutes)
I found it when I searched for paintball equipment. I guess we both use lots of lubricant (but for different reasons).
#37
It really can be a problem when it get's out of control.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#38
The you laugh you lose thread is thataway. ::points::
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