#3
Dude there was a thread about the same damn thing yesterday
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#6
"I stole my grandmas car cause I wuz mad at mah mom, and then mah friend came in and he smokes with cigarettes"


"I yanked....the uh, I yanked the thang!"
#7
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#8
Quote by bad ass seven year old
It's fun to do bad things


That part made me laugh so hard.
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#10
Haha I saw this on my local news yesterday.

The grandmother was the best "If they wouldn't take me to jail I would whip his behind"
#11
Quote by element4433
That part made me laugh so hard.



What about his punishment?


"Do you think you should be punished"


"Just, like, no videogames, for like a whole weekend"


#13
I think i've seen that grandma before....


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#16
My dad said when he was little, his neighbor, who was like 12 or something, stole a semi truck. He just got in and start going, and somehow he knew how to shift all the gears and stuff.
Saint Louis Blues
#17
Quote by aznmetalhead93
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iprUJeDEXUo

What do you guys think about this?


I think I better go lock my car up. There's a 10-year old down the street from me, he's probably already stolen like ten cars and raped the mailman or something.
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#18
Quote by SkyValley
I think I better go lock my car up. There's a 10-year old down the street from me, he's probably already stolen like ten cars and raped the mailman or something.


he should be friends with that 7 year old kid so they can do hoodrat stuff and yank the thang again