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#1
Tell me, what is the worst thing you could (or did) say to a girl?


i was gonna ask 'do to a girl?' but i think we all know where that conversation would go...
#2
i laughed when a girl told me her cat died and then she started crying. I was 11 at the time
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#3
Ask her if she can smell kippers and do a lot of sniffing in her general direction.

Note: I have never done this, it's just probably one of the worst things you could do.
#4
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i laughed when a girl told me her cat died and then she started crying. I was 11 at the time
lol
#5
Me:Are you Pregnant?
her:
Me:
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#6
"dont be such a ****ing **** (c-word), youre just PMSing and will get your period soon, thats all."
#8
Worst thing is to qualify them when they ask stupid questions like "do you think i'm fat." That **** leads only down a dark and gloomy road my friend.

Other than that, don't do anything stupid like insult her too hard.
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#9
As a reply to "Do these pants make my bum look big?", "No, your fat makes your bum look big."
#10
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Worst thing is to qualify them when they ask stupid questions like "do you think i'm fat." That **** leads only down a dark and gloomy road my friend.

Other than that, don't do anything stupid like insult her too hard.

I HATE it when they ask me that. Especially if they actually are fat. I don't want to be an ass, but I don't want to be an obvious liar.
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#11
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As a reply to "Do these pants make my bum look big?", "No, your fat makes your bum look big."

actually if she's black you just reply with "Hell Yea" (Scrubs)
#12
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i laughed when a girl told me her cat died and then she started crying. I was 11 at the time


Hahaha! Nice one.
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#13
yeah really. just say "yeah, but it ****ing sexy at the same time"
#14
"You are fat."
"No one cares."
*Insert funny Pit-like answer here*
I'm in a bad mood and can't be bothered to think of a joke.
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#15
Her: (very nervously) do you wanna go out sometime?
Me: I don't know, depends where.


and...after a girl flipped on me...if anyone knows the song, whats my name by DMX, I once started rapping that song replacing DMX with PMS....she was not happy, but it was hilarious at the time.

and no, I dont like rap anymore.
#16
"That's the sluttiest thing I've ever heard". She cried and refused to talk to me for over a month.

Although, she had just brought up in conversation how she'd had sex with a different random guy she met over the internet each week for like a year.

EDIT: Also, bout 3 years ago I was in a really ****ty mood and a chick I kind of liked asked me out and I said "nah" really awkwardly. She said "is it because I'm so ugly" and I was like "yeah, lol". It wasn't for about a year that I realised she was probably being serious.

EDIT 2: The original post and the edit were involving two different chicks.
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#17
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Her: (very nervously) do you wanna go out sometime?
Me: I don't know, depends where.


and...after a girl flipped on me...if anyone knows the song, whats my name by DMX, I once started rapping that song replacing DMX with PMS....she was not happy, but it was hilarious at the time.

and no, I dont like rap anymore.

Judging by your User name it's all Ozzy Now!
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#18
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"That's the sluttiest thing I've ever heard". She cried and refused to talk to me for over a month.

Although, she had just brought up in conversation how she'd had sex with a different random guy she met over the internet each week for like a year.


what a slut
#19
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"That's the sluttiest thing I've ever heard". She cried and refused to talk to me for over a month.

Although, she had just brought up in conversation how she'd had sex with a different random guy she met over the internet each week for like a year.


Whats her screen name

jk...

Thats pretty messed up though, she end up in a river one day.
#21
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Whats her screen name

You don't want to know, she's massive haha. People who try to pick up chicks over chatrooms would be the only people she could get TBH as far as randoms go.

I'm being really slack right now since she's one of my friends, but if I think hard I'll be able to justify it somehow.

EDIT: I doubt she'll end up in a river, she's heaps happy now and has a boyfriend. Unless you mean just being in a river, and not being dead or anything.
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#22
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bahahahah awesome
#23
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Judging by your User name it's all Ozzy Now!
*HIGH FIVE!!!*



Actually, i listen to a lot of stuff, Ozzy is in there, but the name doesnt refer to him. The name actually refers to the fact that my 8th grade (catholic school) teacher swore to the class that I hadn't gone a single day without making an effort to make his life worse

I wear the title proudly ever since
#25
Girl (Ned/chav) annoying me on the bus.

Me "Have you ever bled out your arse-hole?"

Her: Facial expression was priceless - "What??! Noo!"

Me: "Well if you want to keep it that way, **** off."

She then turned away and whimpered.
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#28
After a day of copping crap from an ugly girl I snapped at her.

"OH shut the (*&#$% up you stupid ginger *****, go die please, go die."
sincewhen??

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#29
Quote by whalepudding
"That's the sluttiest thing I've ever heard". She cried and refused to talk to me for over a month.

Although, she had just brought up in conversation how she'd had sex with a different random guy she met over the internet each week for like a year.

EDIT: Also, bout 3 years ago I was in a really ****ty mood and a chick I kind of liked asked me out and I said "nah" really awkwardly. She said "is it because I'm so ugly" and I was like "yeah, lol". It wasn't for about a year that I realised she was probably being serious.

OMG... I would refuse to go out with her after shes done that..... think of the STDs!
Let alone you feeling awkward that shes been with 50 other men :S
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Girl (Ned/chav) annoying me on the bus.

Me "Have you ever bled out your arse-hole?"

Her: Facial expression was priceless - "What??! Noo!"

Me: "Well if you want to keep it that way, **** off."

She then turned away and whimpered.


Good job. I must remember this next time I encounter one of them myself.

I called a girl 'Thunder Thighs' once. She didn't really appreciate it.
#32
All I got to do is tell themI like them in a really nice way... they run off and cry... thats how ugly I am and more proof that the female portion of the speciea discriminate againt cripple
#33
I once told a girl my dad had bigger boobs than her.

She was not amused.
#34
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OMG... I would refuse to go out with her after shes done that..... think of the STDs!
Let alone you feeling awkward that shes been with 50 other men :S

If you're thinking what you're hopefully not, the two things in that post were with two different chicks
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If you're thinking what you're hopefully not, the two things in that post were with two different chicks

I epic phail?
#36
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"I didn't use a rubber."


better = my dad didn't use a rubber
#37
those pants you're wearing are so tight, i can see your lips move!
??? Fund: cba to keep up with it.
will at least try when I get a jerb
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#38
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I once told a girl my dad had bigger boobs than her.

She was not amused.

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When I was really young, though.


Like, 26 or something.

#39
"I lied"


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#40
if your on the phone to her, " I've gotta go, my beer's getting warm"
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