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#1
Took my guitar and threw it off a bridge. she said if you love it more go get it....
end of story i got my instrument back, swimming with a guitar is hard, and its in the shop needs extensive work..
never spoke to her again.. *****
#3
I'd say the worst she did was try to give me a hard o n right before the bell rang to go to class.
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#5
My now ex girlfreind from last summer till december snowballed me =[, funny thing is she didn't realise she did it.
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#6
I wish someone would throw my guitar off a bridge. That would be like the ultimate act of love for a guitar.
#8
lol man my gf also thinks i love my guitar more butomg throwing it from bridge crazy!
#9
Thankgod my girlfriend is a bassist. She understands my overpowering love for guitars!


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#10
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My now ex girlfreind from last summer till december snowballed me =[, funny thing is she didn't realise she did it.

haha
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#11
Quote by eggo_boi_15
My now ex girlfreind from last summer till december snowballed me =[, funny thing is she didn't realise she did it.


Hahahahhaha

Holy hell that is terrible... I'm thinking ab sigging this
#12
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you shoulda been like "i do love it more"
and pushed her off the bridge


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I'd say the worst she did was try to give me a hard o n right before the bell rang to go to class.

I get mine on my own, canoodling has the most horrible consequences in public places
#13
One time my ex gf and I were 69ing. She was on top.

We had been goin to town on each other for about 5 minutes and then the phone rang.

She began to sit up, I tried to scream "NOOOOO!" but it was muffled by her vagina. She sat all the way up and my nose was smushed all up in her asshole.

I felt so dirty and ashamed.
Nothing has smelled the same since.
#15
yea she WAS crazy. yelling at me while I was swimming, throwing rocks at me. Thank god there were trees in the river or I would have never got my guitar back...
#16
Worst thing my girlfriend did?

Nothing really... Except having another mans baby and passing it off as mine for 6 months before telling me the truth, throwing me out and telling me never to contact her again... Yeah...
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#17
Quote by Vagabond21
One time my ex gf and I were 69ing. She was on top.

We had been goin to town on each other for about 5 minutes and then the phone rang.

She began to sit up, I tried to scream "NOOOOO!" but it was muffled by her vagina. She sat all the way up and my nose was smushed all up in her asshole.

I felt so dirty and ashamed.
Nothing has smelled the same since.


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#18
Quote by Vagabond21
One time my ex gf and I were 69ing. She was on top.

We had been goin to town on each other for about 5 minutes and then the phone rang.

She began to sit up, I tried to scream "NOOOOO!" but it was muffled by her vagina. She sat all the way up and my nose was smushed all up in her asshole.

I felt so dirty and ashamed.
Nothing has smelled the same since.




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Hahahahhaha

Holy hell that is terrible... I'm thinking ab sigging this




We'd go about the 'oral sex' procedure with her down on me, we'd finish, she'd swallow, but she would kiss me RIGHT after and i could still taste it on her tongue. It happened several times until i made her drink some water or something afterwards.


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Last edited by eggo_boi_15 at May 1, 2008,
#19
Quote by Myxer
Took my guitar and threw it off a bridge. she said if you love it more go get it....
end of story i got my instrument back, swimming with a guitar is hard, and its in the shop needs extensive work..
never spoke to her again.. *****


You did the right thing, man. But you should make the bitch pay for the repairs.
#20
Quote by Myxer
Took my guitar and threw it off a bridge. she said if you love it more go get it....
end of story i got my instrument back, swimming with a guitar is hard, and its in the shop needs extensive work..
never spoke to her again.. *****


Im calling bull****.
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#21
Quote by Vagabond21
One time my ex gf and I were 69ing. She was on top.

We had been goin to town on each other for about 5 minutes and then the phone rang.

She began to sit up, I tried to scream "NOOOOO!" but it was muffled by her vagina. She sat all the way up and my nose was smushed all up in her asshole.

I felt so dirty and ashamed.
Nothing has smelled the same since.


fantastic!
#22
Quote by Vagabond21
One time my ex gf and I were 69ing. She was on top.

We had been goin to town on each other for about 5 minutes and then the phone rang.

She began to sit up, I tried to scream "NOOOOO!" but it was muffled by her vagina. She sat all the way up and my nose was smushed all up in her asshole.

I felt so dirty and ashamed.
Nothing has smelled the same since.


that was the greatest thing i have ever read
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#23
Quote by Vagabond21
One time my ex gf and I were 69ing. She was on top.

We had been goin to town on each other for about 5 minutes and then the phone rang.

She began to sit up, I tried to scream "NOOOOO!" but it was muffled by her vagina. She sat all the way up and my nose was smushed all up in her asshole.

I felt so dirty and ashamed.
Nothing has smelled the same since.




Thats f*cking hilarious
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#24
I guess the worst part of it was she sat there for like 10 seconds while I struggled to get free/breathe.

I guess she thought I was still trying to eat her out while she was on the phone.
#25
the worst thing mine did was go out with me!


seriously she had 1/5 of a personality
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#26
Quote by Vagabond21
One time my ex gf and I were 69ing. She was on top.

We had been goin to town on each other for about 5 minutes and then the phone rang.

She began to sit up, I tried to scream "NOOOOO!" but it was muffled by her vagina. She sat all the way up and my nose was smushed all up in her asshole.

I felt so dirty and ashamed.
Nothing has smelled the same since.


jesus man...
#27
OMG

best thing i've ever read...
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#28
Isn't it amazing how something so great and fun can turn into something brown and smelly so quickly?
#29
hey I tried to get her to pay but no she would not. my dad wanted me to press charges but i didn't because it was kind of my fault. she never told me she felt inferior to my guitar. she just came to my house and took it got in her car, went to the bridge i followed her and she threw it off....
#30
Quote by Myxer
hey I tried to get her to pay but no she would not. my dad wanted me to press charges but i didn't because it was kind of my fault. she never told me she felt inferior to my guitar. she just came to my house and took it got in her car, went to the bridge i followed her and she threw it off....


the only funny part is that you still insist you're telling the truth XD
#31
I give up....
But I'm not lying. do you think I like swimming in a river in january in Georgia its freakin cold... damnit now im mad again
#32
Quote by Myxer
I give up....
But I'm not lying. do you think I like swimming in a river in january in Georgia its freakin cold... damnit now im mad again


Its May.....
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#33
Quote by Guitardude19
Its May.....

I'm guessing it happened during January? Idk, still funny as hell xD (the 69 one)

I like this thread..
As I always say: "Rawr"
#34
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I'm guessing it happened during January? Idk, still funny as hell xD (the 69 one)

I like this thread..


Yea, Im just trying to be an ass... Make it look like he is lying and such
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#35
Quote by Guitardude19
Yea, Im just trying to be an ass... Make it look like he is lying and such


you ass!
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#36
^ Oh, in that case have a cookie.. Better yet take the jar because this thread needs more material.. (hands over mystical jar of cookies)
As I always say: "Rawr"
#37
Quote by Vagabond21
I guess the worst part of it was she sat there for like 10 seconds while I struggled to get free/breathe.

I guess she thought I was still trying to eat her out while she was on the phone.



haha big bottom?
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#38
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Its May.....

you are retarted
#40
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you are retarted


Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. You clearly cant read or spell for that matter.

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Yea, Im just trying to be an ass... Make it look like he is lying and such


If you look up further in the thread you would have seen the above.
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!