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#1
So here's the two theories:

1. If you masturbate a lot this builds up a tolerance to orgasms which means you can have longer lasting sex.


2. The more you masturbate the more you get used to that feeling, so when something better comes along then you come a lot quicker, meaning shorter sex.

So which do you think is true?
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#2
dear god i hope its the first one.
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So here's the two theories:

1. If you masturbate a lot this builds up a tolerance to orgasms which means you can have longer lasting sex.


2. The more you masturbate the more you get used to that feeling, so when something better comes along then you come a lot quicker, meaning shorter sex.

So which do you think is true?



I would presume it depends on other things, not just feeling.


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dear god i hope its the first one.


haha you and every other bloke out there.
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#6
Yeah. I think its the first one.
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#7
when I saw this thread... the first thing that came to my mind was : What the f*** is this **** ?!?!?
My theory would be : If you masturbate a lot, you'll have longer sex, if you stop someday (all to nothing), it will be shorter, and if you didn't ... well ... this one I have no idea
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#8
I think it's the first one, I mean your hand can grip so much tighter than most, well, women can... If you're scared of coming too fast, practice on less attractive chicks?

Seems to me that a more common problem is that nervousness and prestation-anxiety takes away the sexual tension and results in you not finishing at all... but then again, that's what you have alcohol for.
#9
It's a combination of the two. The first time,I came pretty fast. But,the second time it took me much longer.
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It's a combination of the two. The first time,I came pretty fast. But,the second time it took me much longer.


Good to know you're basing your expert results on your two sexual encounters.
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dear god i hope its the first one.


haha Ill second that
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It's a combination of the two. The first time,I came pretty fast. But,the second time it took me much longer.


word. and by the fifth time youre a pro and she tells you to hurry up with it :S
#13
I don't know about you but it depends on how hot the chick is. If she is smoking... then it doesn't take long haha. If she is just ok... then I can go forever cause it's not that great.
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#15
I actually believe it depends on how long a male may or may not go in a period of time without maturbating. If a standard male masturbates say, two or three hours beforehand, chances are it will last much, much longer.

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I don't know about you but it depends on how hot the chick is. If she is smoking... then it doesn't take long haha. If she is just ok... then I can go forever cause it's not that great.

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Quote by Left_behind
So here's the two theories:

1. If you masturbate a lot this builds up a tolerance to orgasms which means you can have longer lasting sex.


2. The more you masturbate the more you get used to that feeling, so when something better comes along then you come a lot quicker, meaning shorter sex.

So which do you think is true?


Well, if you put an amputated hand inside her vagina prior to the penetration...problem solved? Wait-wait, no...vagina mittens...aces.
#17
masturbating makes you bad at sex. surely that is common knowledge?
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#18
I disagree there masturabation is like teaching yourself, specially if you're watching porn.
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this thread is apparently full of masturbating experts!
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this thread is apparently full of masturbating experts!

yes i agree to all of you who are the gurus of masterbation
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#22
The answer is that both are possible outcomes. It depends on a lot of factors, namely the person.
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#24
Quote by Left_behind
So here's the two theories:

1. If you masturbate a lot this builds up a tolerance to orgasms which means you can have longer lasting sex.


2. The more you masturbate the more you get used to that feeling, so when something better comes along then you come a lot quicker, meaning shorter sex.

So which do you think is true?

Both. Its more Psychological. If you always masturbate quickly/rushed, Sex will be short as your knob is programmed to be quick. If you fap and dont care when the end result happens it will lead to longer Sex.
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#27
Masturbation has no appeal to me. I've stopped doing it a long time ago.
So I wouldn't know nor do I need to care
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this thread is apparently full of masturbating experts!


Haha, 99% of the threads on this site are full of masturbation experts.

But I only think masturbation would make a different if you did it like a few hours before having sex. It the long term it doesn't help or worsen sex.
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#31
Ultimately it doesn't matter much.

It only takes 3-4 hours to build up semen again, and depending on arousal it can vary quite a bit.

Personally, as a 29 year-old male, I really don't see masturbation as an issue, it's like crossing the street, eating breakfast, tying your shoes...whatever.

And sex is not necessarily better. There is something to sharing the experience, but I'm pretty damn good at masturbating.

If you ever actually have sex with another human being you will know what I mean.
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Ultimately it doesn't matter much.

It only takes 3-4 hours to build up semen again, and depending on arousal it can vary quite a bit.

Personally, as a 29 year-old male, I really don't see masturbation as an issue, it's like crossing the street, eating breakfast, tying your shoes...whatever.

And sex is not necessarily better. There is something to sharing the experience, but I'm pretty damn good at masturbating.

If you ever actually have sex with another human being you will know what I mean.



i thought your location being "practising" was a guitar


now i know otherwise
#33
Hahahahahahaahahhahahaha, this thread is funny... because I just masturbated.

I think it's the first one.
#34
1. It doesn't do **** to build up a tolerance... your hand and a vagina cause 2 completely different levels of sensation. The vagina completely covers and surrounds you causing a much greater sensation than a hand with lube. If you have sex right after you beat it, it buys you some time (your refractory period) which in teens is often quite short... and it may even feel uncomfortable, plus you won't have a full on boner.

2. Masturbation certainly doesn't hurt performance. Like I said, it's two completely different feelings and they work independently of one another-- unless you have sex right after you beat it. Which as I said buys you only a short amount of time.
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#35
This is my theory, and you can see it in the movie There's something about Mary.

Say I go to have sex but I havn't masturbated at all. Usually I go really quick because of all the build up. If I go during the day, usually I can build back up but not so that I'll explode within like 2 seconds.

I don't think masturbation does anything in the long run, it's just a strategic device for the short term, know what I mean? If you masturbate all the time, it is no guarantee that you will have long sex.
#36
Personally, I would say both of these theories can be true. It all depends on your technique. If you masturbate ferociously and try to blow your load as fast as you can, you will not build up tolerance to orgasms. On the other hand, if you're slow and steady and try to hold the orgasms off, you will eventually build a higher tolerance to them.
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#37
It is threads like this which further proove why the Only Masturbation thread should never have been closed down. Why oh why?!?!
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#40
haha, when I had sex for the first time I was really scared that I would only last a minute and embarrass myself so I bought some genital desensitizer beforehand. I put too much on and couldn't cum at all. I was humiliated.
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