Poll: What do you put on your Crumpets
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View poll results: What do you put on your Crumpets
Butter
32 65%
Jam
8 16%
Crumpets??
6 12%
Real men eat crumpets raw
3 6%
Voters: 49.
#1
Okay iv'e been having this debate with my friends for a while and i want to see which is most popular. What is better on crumpets? Personally im all for the butter, i can't imagine anything else on a crumpet. Discuss

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#3
butter AND jam. and clotted cream.

damn straight.
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#6
Chocolate spread.

Or if your in a savoury mood cheese spread. But I normally have just butter.
#7
butter is better. ihave my crumpets cooked so the butter melt on them. jam would be just yuck
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#8
im from america, and i hardly know what crumpets are.
if its biscuits....then....BOTH.

butter AND Jam/Jelly.

MMMMMMMMM....

now im f*cking hungry!
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#9
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Crumpets are pretty nasty... Butteries are much better. With jam. Oh yeah...


Butteries I had a friend from Aberdeen who called them butteries, rollies sounds better Although I agree with you they are infinitely better than crumpets
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#10
butter, every time, end of!
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#12
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We call them rollies... could just be my family though (I'm sure my friends call them rollies, I can't say we've discussed it tbh) maybe it's just the town where I'm from. All I know is, I call 'em rollies.
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#15
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well toasted and soaked in butter.


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#16
Crumpets look ****ing repulsive. I'll stick to my bagels.
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#17
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Crumpets look ****ing repulsive. I'll stick to my bagels.


Pfft bagels are just retarded doughnuts.
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#18
Gotta agree with that retarded doughnut statement there.
It's like it wants to roll but doesn't really want to lose it's bread.

Unless it's pizza bagel, then it's absolutely a-grade.

Otherwise, butter those crumpets. Good times were had with those in England.
#19
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Chocolate spread.

Or if your in a savoury mood cheese spread. But I normally have just butter.


Chocolate Spread?

Can't really picture that being nice on crumpets.
#20
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Pfft bagels are just retarded doughnuts.

Bagels are godly.

Crumpets are cool too.
#21
that just looks and sounds gross!
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#22
butteries? Rollies? Crumpets?

bah,

i'll stick to my biscuits.
yeah.
buttery biscuits with jam.

and yeah, crumpets look horrible.
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#26
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butter AND jam. and clotted cream.

damn straight.


Not on a crumpet, that all goes on a scone, which makes a beast of a cream tea; served with a strong mug of Orange Pekoe tea from Ceylon. Yeah, I'm a bit of a tea nut.

When it comes to crumpets, I just like butter, good, cold blocks of unsalted butter. Muffins are much better than crumpets in my opinion.
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#27
[quote="'[Arran"]']Marmite ^_^


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#29
Quote by scott_vox
well toasted and soaked in butter.

This man is wise beyond his years.

Marmite is also good.
#30
Butter all the way, but i've never had Crumpets in ages. I'll have some for breakfast tomorrow
#31
butter and STRAWBERRY jam. just had one actually

u gotta get in with the butter right after the toaster though, so it melts

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Muffins are much better than crumpets in my opinion.


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#32
Butter and cheese, it's very rare that I just have butter, and very common that I put cheese with just about everything I eat ~sigh~

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#33
this is f*cking hilarious.

a bunch of brits talking about crumpets.

tea anyone?

j/k i love the british. Just not crumpets.
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#34
I'm a student, and i'm quite poor, today i bought 16 crumpets for 42 pence, you can't beat them. anyway i put massive amounts of butter on them, i once had marmite, it was good, but just butter is better.
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#36
My god crumpets. I'm going to be drooling for several hours. Just soak them in butter, real butter mind you not margerine. Ohhhh Goddd.
#37
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Crumpets are pretty nasty... Butteries are much better. With jam. Oh yeah...

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