#1
I was on the subway today at around 12pm, in Glasgow. At one stop 2 asian people came on. A man and a woman. They looked Islamic. PUT DOWN THE PITCH FORK! I'M NOT A ****ING RACIST.

They were communicating in sign language. But the thing that I found wierd was that the guy had one of those click-counter things. The same kind of thing that bouncers at night clubs use. He kept clicking it...irregularly.

I thought this was a bit wierd...maybe I'm just a hysterical idiot.

Opinions?
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the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#4
oh wow its not even 12 where i am. everyones still alive so dont worry about it.
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Hahahaha. That's hilarious. Thanx. I was expecting answers like this. hahaha.
Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#7
Glasgows full of dodgy feckers dude, i once saw this dude have a rap battle by himself on the tube, i'm prety sure they do it just to freak us out.
#8
Quote by alkalineweeman
Glasgows full of dodgy feckers dude, i once saw this dude have a rap battle by himself on the tube, i'm prety sure they do it just to freak us out.


I just thought he might be using that counter thing to count people. There just didn't seem to be anyhting else he could have been counting....
Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#9
His wife is deaf, hence the sign language
the clicker, he's counting how many times she makes a racist remark about you in sign language
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#10
Quote by ValoRhoads
His wife is deaf, hence the sign language
the clicker, he's counting how many times she makes a racist remark about you in sign language


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....hahahahaha.
Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#12
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I would have been pretty freaked out, i get nervous around muslims for obvious reasons.


I don't. I travel with them everyday. It was the counter thing...and the sign language just seemed wierd too...
Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#13
Quote by guitarist41
I don't. I travel with them everyday. It was the counter thing...and the sign language just seemed wierd too...


Yeh thats what i meant lol.

Ill see them on the bus with bags and that and im just like "uh oh"
#14
he probably got one of those lynx clicker things, they were on lynx commercials a few years ago, my gay friend bought one and clicked it each time a guy looked at him.
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#17
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how exactly did they look islamic?


Th woman was in the get-up.
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the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
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Can you not guess?


Did they have loads of bombs attached to their bodies?
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#19
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Did they have loads of bombs attached to their bodies?


How am i to know? lolol

Anywho, we all know what happens to terrorists in Scotland dont we
#20
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he probably got one of those lynx clicker things, they were on lynx commercials a few years ago, my gay friend bought one and clicked it each time a guy looked at him.


years? more like months :p
#22
Meh


Just be careful when they start ramming flaming cars full of flammable gas and nails into the subways next time
#23
Quote by alkalineweeman
Glasgows full of dodgy feckers dude, i once saw this dude have a rap battle by himself on the tube, i'm prety sure they do it just to freak us out.

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#24
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Meh


Just be careful when they start ramming flaming cars full of flammable gas and nails into the subways next time

burning cars, thats so 2007. its all about explosive port-a-loo's nowadays.

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i hate that half
#25
how baked were you?
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and meh,im half brummy @


i hate that half


What the **** did you just say!!????
#27
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What the **** did you just say!!????

the other halfs from the isle of wight. jesus christ, talk about a bad call from the last generation.
#28
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the other halfs from the isle of wight. jesus christ, talk about a bad call from the last generation.


I'm so sorry...
#30
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I'm so sorry...

it cool now lol

anyway, im going to stop derailing this thread. continue.
#31
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it cool now lol

anyway, im going to stop derailing this thread. continue.


Lol
#32
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okay first off...2 ASIANS looked ISLAMIC?


Buy a globe dumbass
#33
Quote by alkalineweeman
Glasgows full of dodgy feckers dude, i once saw this dude have a rap battle by himself on the tube, i'm prety sure they do it just to freak us out.


lol

we were walking in glasgow (in some sort of enclosed tunnel) and a guy started banging the polothene wall and shouting

he said, sorry, its the women that 'take the piss out of me'

there were no women present
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#35
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okay first off...2 ASIANS looked ISLAMIC?


The Middle East is in Asia dumbass.
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how about the way your entire country generalizes a culture by the actions of a few, citing any Americans idea of a middle eastern person.
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