#1
So, I have to write a literary review of Lord Of the Flies for an online course by midnight, or I don't graduate. Problem is, I have no clue where to start for my review. Help?
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#3
oh, ****. Have you read it?

^SERIOUSLY??
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#6
Fat kid who loves a conch shell gets owned by a rock and he looks like a pig.
That is all you need to know.
#8
its a long book and did u even read it?
u better have...
other wise kiss graduation good bye...
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Watch the film if you're in a rush!
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#11
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sucks to your asthmar!

ROFL I have read it, I've just never written a lit review before.

P.S. 202 pages is not long, I was going to read the unabridged Count of Monte Cristo, 1300 pages!
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yeah was weird cause she liked us both but she loved him and for some reason she let me know beforehand.

i just wanted her poon and she wanted me to have her poon.

so i had myself some poon.
#12
Just write about piggys death. You might fail but it will be hilarious reading.
#13
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ROFL I have read it, I've just never written a lit review before.

P.S. 202 pages is not long, I was going to read the unabridged Count of Monte Cristo, 1300 pages!


Then don't you just write a review for it? state the good things, general story, and the bad things, why you liked it.. stuff like that.
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Then don't you just write a review for it? state the good things, general story, and the bad things, why you liked it.. stuff like that.

True......
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yeah was weird cause she liked us both but she loved him and for some reason she let me know beforehand.

i just wanted her poon and she wanted me to have her poon.

so i had myself some poon.
#15
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Just write about piggys death. You might fail but it will be hilarious reading.



SPOILERS BELOW


Suddenly, the ROCK appears.

the ROCK hits Piggy on the head.

Piggy gets OWWWWWWNED.

The ROCK says 'Hey wuts up guise'
#16
There's kids on a plane... plane crashes.. kids survive crash... kids start thier own society with a conch shell... fat kid gets made fun of... society breaks into 2 sects, one good one evil... they find a pigs head on a stick and call it the lord of the flies.... evil group kills the fat kid with some rocks... kids get rescued.

Now test your BS level and make that into a few pages.

and oh yeah
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google for smth like "review form" and see a general form of a review.good.now yuve got some points to follow, which may ease your duty.By midnight?here itll be no sonner than 20 minutes, so hurry up

It's 1:41 here
Quote by Teh Traineez0rz
yeah was weird cause she liked us both but she loved him and for some reason she let me know beforehand.

i just wanted her poon and she wanted me to have her poon.

so i had myself some poon.
#19
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Watch the film if you're in a rush!

copy paste the back of the DVD if you're in a real hurry.
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copy paste the back of the DVD if you're in a real hurry.


ROFL! That's classic!
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Do it like this guy and you'll be fine.

Quote by Teh Traineez0rz
yeah was weird cause she liked us both but she loved him and for some reason she let me know beforehand.

i just wanted her poon and she wanted me to have her poon.

so i had myself some poon.
#24
you can add some cross-reference between nietzche with his philosophy. he sad that all that is weak needs to perish (like our Chunkylover53 from the flies) and that the strong shall rise and create better society and people.

or some shjit like that
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#25
This is what I have so far...

A deserted island, surrounded on all sides by nothing but miles upon miles of ocean, with no land in view. A lush forest has been torn open by the wreckage of an aircraft, leaving a long scar from the forest across the beach and into the ocean, heat still radiating from the gaping crevice. This is the setting for William Golding’s Lord of the Flies, a classic tale of a group of young boys who have been stranded by a plane wreck on an island and their struggle to survive until rescue comes.


P.S. Does asking the PIT for advice count as plagiarism?
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yeah was weird cause she liked us both but she loved him and for some reason she let me know beforehand.

i just wanted her poon and she wanted me to have her poon.

so i had myself some poon.
#26
http://www.rudezone.net/essay/

But really, just pick a theme, search for some points in the text that it's explored, and discuss how it handles it.
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#27
I thought that was a wonderful review of 2g1c. I can;t believe it got a 0... is that for real..?
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#28
You'll want to mention the high degree of symbolism in the book with many items, or people, playing the part of larger groups but reduced to simplicity in the micro-cosm. The Glasses Golding's symbol for science that benefits mankind, The Conch Shell the symbol of democracy and indivuality, Simon the symbol for religion (possibly link to how he is epileptic and this was in earlier ages linked with being 'Touched by God'), Pig Meat the symbol for barbaric power. These are just ideas though, I haven't read the book for a good couple of years.
#29
OMFG, theBF, I got tears in my eyes from laughing to ****ing hard
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