Poll: are you a doctor?
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View poll results: are you a doctor?
yes.
7 10%
i am a medical student
3 4%
no
40 59%
lolwut?
17 25%
Voters: 68.
#1
as the title says - is anyone on UG a doctor? this will be a warning for those that ask the pit for medical advice etc.

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#6
Quote by Mazzakazza
Yes. I am a GP, pretty recently qualified.

Wow. What a bland sense of humour.

And this thread has been done before. Expect a lot of lies.
#7
Quote by redh0tchilip3pp
Wow. What a bland sense of humour.

And this thread has been done before. Expect a lot of lies.


Problem is, I was being serious

Nobody will believe me here, of course!
#8
I'm not a doctor, but I do watch Scrubs, House, and Mystery Diagnosis.
Is it a bad thing if one of your testicles is larger then the other two?
#10
I just graduated Med School the top of my class.

Tell me of all your strange sexual grievences so I can lau...."help" you
#11
I've read some medicine, but that's all.

And even if someone is a doctor, doing a diagnose over the internet is rather... unreliable.
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#12
Quote by Mazzakazza
Problem is, I was being serious

Nobody will believe me here, of course!

Yeah, because you hear about 17 year old doctors everyday don't you.
#13
I'm not a doctor, but I must have watched at least 50% of the extant episodes of Diagnosis: Murder and Qunicey. Thus I am the fount of all medical knowledge.
EDIT:
Quote by redh0tchilip3pp
Yeah, because you hear about 17 year old doctors everyday don't you.

I have also watched a few episodes of Doogie Howser, and TV wouldn't lie to me. So there are doctors even younger.
#14
Only when I'm in Mexico.
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#16
well i was gonna put no....... then i saw the lolwut? option.
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#17
Quote by redh0tchilip3pp
Yeah, because you hear about 17 year old doctors everyday don't you.


Oh man, when the hell did I put my DOB on my profile. And occupation: Student

Out-manoeuvred. Very clever sir. I'll win next time.
#18
My mum has been a nurse for 25 years, so I can ask her about basic things, but first advice is always to just go see a doctor in person.
#20
No I'm not a doctor, but apparently there are some amateur gynecologists in the pit...
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#21
I'm planning on going into the medical field. I already know quite a bit about the body, seeing how two family members are registered nurses in the ER, one sells medical equipment, my mother is a fitness instructor and health freak, and my grandpa knows alot about physical training (as he has experience in training boxers, runners, and wrestlers for over 20 years).


So no, i'm not.
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#22
Yea. I'm a doctor, and an astronaut, and a mean bingo player...That's why I spend all my time in the forums.
#24
Quote by The Leader
I'm not a doctor, but I do watch Scrubs, House, and Mystery Diagnosis.



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#26
Quote by TastyMooglePie
No I'm not a doctor, but apparently there are some amateur gynecologists in the pit...



No, gynecology is about vaginas. Masturbation, however, is a subject the Pit would be a doctor in.
#27
no but i did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
I've seen one million toilets...

AND I ROCKED THEM ALL!
#28
im waiting for someone to say 'im not a doctor, but i did stay at a holiday inn last night'
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#29
Quote by confusius
DeliriumBassist is studying medicine I believe.

So is af_the_fragile I think.
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#30
Quote by confusius
DeliriumBassist is studying medicine I believe.

He's a biomed student.

I'm not a doctor, but I do have half a degree in physics (some kind of diploma) and I'm planning to do a masters in CompEng.
#31
He's a biomed student



Then he definitely knows more than the average nitwit answering the: "my toe is blue, somebody help me" threads.