#4
try reason or fl studio. their not meant to be free, but if you look you will find
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#5
There is a thread in riff and recordings on this.
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i suppose there's a chance
i'm just a litte too shallow to consider
that maybe i've been a little more eager
each day to wake up and take a shower
brush my teeth and smile for the mirror
#6
personally I'd go with an Alesis or Boss. Costs about 100 bucks but is infinitely easier to use.
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Me.

My band.

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