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#1
does anyone think about how they want their funeral to be?


In my will i want to say that i want to be buried holding the guitar i had last bought.

just think about how long that guitar would be in your coffin, and if someone robbed your grave they would get a sweet, really old guitar.
#2
Rewarding grave-robbers is not cool. The Egyptians did it and look what became of them.
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#3
I want mine to be old Irish wake style.
Everyone sitting up smokin' pipes with the corpse, getting locked on stout and snuffin' it up.
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does anyone think about how they want their funeral to be?


In my will i want to say that i want to be buried holding the guitar i had last bought.

just think about how long that guitar would be in your coffin, and if someone robbed your grave they would get a sweet, really old guitar.


Actually, it would be crushed.

The pressure of 6ft of dirt crushed coffins over time.


At my funeral, I wanna be put on a small, burning ship with all my possessions and be pushed out to sea.

Viking Funeral FTW.
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#5
I would randomly kick on the track from that one space moviethat goes "duuuuuuuun DUuuuuuuuun DUUUuuuuuuuuuuun DUN DUNNNNN bum bum bum bum bum."


And my casket would slowly begin to open.
#6
yeah thats a rediculously stupid guitar. and why woulud you want your most recent one? you would want your oldest one. idiot.

but yeah i wouldnt get buried.
#7
No. That's a bit morbid, isn't it.

I wanna be cremated to prevent being buried alive, though...
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#8
i would have a closed casket funeral so people would think im in there but i wont BE instead ill be hanging down from the ceiling on wires so it looks like im break dancing then id have the lights off and techno music playing with strobe lights ... id also pay John Stamos to appear at my funeral
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No. That's a bit morbid, isn't it.
I wanna be cremated to prevent being buried alive, though...


How is being burnt alive any better than being buried alive?
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#10
i want my coffin launched into orbit so spectators can watch me fly across the skyline...


and on the bottom of my coffin itll say

Communists can go **** themselves
#11
Cremated while Flash by Queen is played over the greatfull deads PA system.

Otherwise, I'm not dying. Theirs no way to it.
#13
I want to be put in my coffin with my feet on the pillow where my head would be,people to be aughing their asses off at the funeral,and for the casket to be filled with gunpowder,then catapulted into a volcanoe.
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i want my coffin launched into orbit so spectators can watch me fly across the skyline...


and on the bottom of my coffin itll say

Communists can go **** themselves



I would put a bumper sticker on the back that says:


"I break for meteors"
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i would have a closed casket funeral so people would think im in there but i wont BE instead ill be hanging down from the ceiling on wires so it looks like im break dancing then id have the lights off and techno music playing with strobe lights ... id also pay John Stamos to appear at my funeral


I forgot who you stole that from; it was some comedian doing stand-up on Comedy Central. Way to go ace!
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yeah thats a rediculously stupid guitar. and why woulud you want your most recent one? you would want your oldest one. idiot.

but yeah i wouldnt get buried.



i don't see how wanting to be buried with the guitar that you had last recently played with makes me an idiot.
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I want mine to be old Irish wake style.
Everyone sitting up smokin' pipes with the corpse, getting locked on stout and snuffin' it up.


Same here, i want my coffin propped up in the corner, loud music playing, everyone drinking, having fun, and remembering the good times.


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#20
Well, I'd prefer to be pushed over a cliff, guitar in hand and all that. And then, when people think it's all over, I'd come from behind them, going all "What's going on?". When I see the looks on their faces, I'll be ready to die for real. Shotgun mouthwash in front of a huge crowd ftw.

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#21
lol my ideas from Nick Swardson sry if i offended you by "stealing" it lol
#22
I'd probably like to be creamated. The ideal song I'd want to have at my funeral is probably To live is to Die.
#24
What's the difference, you're dead.

Cheap and easy: feed me to the pigs.
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Cheap and easy: feed me to the pigs.

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#26
I dont want a funeral with my body is a casket for everyone to see. I think that is the most mortifying thing ever.. to have your corpse about and have people staring at it as if it means something. My body is only my tool with which I express what is me. After I'm dead, my body has no use. Visuals have no substance
I'd rather donate my body to research and have my funeral without my corpse present.
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How is being burnt alive any better than being buried alive?

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just think about how long that guitar would be in your coffin, and if someone robbed your grave they would get a sweet, really old guitar.

yeah, and rotten from the decaying corpse holding it.
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#31
funeral? i plan to live forever i dunno about u guys
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#32
I want to be cremated. And I'd like Street Spirit by radiohead to be played.
#34
yeah, I want "Home" by the foo fighters played at my funeral... then I want to be burried with my epiphone g-400 signed by great white.
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#36
my best friends wants to be dangles like a puppet and be the door greater to **** with people. i laffed so hard when i got a visual. Me, I want to be burried in my everyday cloths with my cds and my RR3. I cant decide what song I want to play during the funeral tho. Voice of the Soul by Death?? prolly

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#37
actually i have.

id love it if all of my guitars were arranged around the casket. black roses and candles scattered about too.
instead of some preachy preacher doing the talking, id have someone close to me run the show. id like it if the person running the show invited my friends and family to talk about what i did in life. and then i'd want a band (some people i knew of course) to play something at the part where they're standing around in the cemetary.
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#38
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What's the difference, you're dead.

Cheap and easy: feed me to the pigs.

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Anyways, due to the constant deaths occurring in my school district, yes, the thought of my own funeral has popped into my mind. (If I were to die in young age, tonight, tomorrow, a year, etc...) My wake would be open casket, and I'd just be wearing casual clothes. My pair of cutoff black denim shorts, and a Nine Inch Nails "And All That Could Have Been" shirt. Converse. In the coffin, I want my Squire with me, because it's my most played (and first) guitar, along with my hacky sack and wearing my skally-cap/golf cap.
Then, I want a public cremation of some sort. Or, semi-public. But, I want to be cremated WITH my guitar (for spiritual reasons), with "Over The Hills And Far Away" by Zeppelin playing over the speakers. Then, in the very end, I want my ashes spread, somewhere, once again, for spiritual reasons. Or in multiple places. Who knows. And, while my ashes are being spread, I want "Tuesday's Gone" by Skynyrd to be playing. It's the only way to go.
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#39
I was just talking about my funeral today.
I was saying how I hate those people who are like "Don't cry at my funeral, celebrate my life"
That is stupid and almost impossible. You try going to someone close to yous funeral and not cry. I wouldn't be able to do it and I don't expect others to do it for me.
I want people to ball their eyes out at my funeral. I want my best friend, my brother and if I get married or have kids, them as well, to get up and talk about me. Their favorite stories involving me.
Then I would want some epic song, that I'm yet to decide on, to be played.
If I die while I'm still at school, which I really hope I don't, I want one of those funerals where almost your entire grade goes. I went to one of them, and it was nice to see how many people cared enough to go.
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I would randomly kick on the track from that one space moviethat goes "duuuuuuuun DUuuuuuuuun DUUUuuuuuuuuuuun DUN DUNNNNN bum bum bum bum bum."


And my casket would slowly begin to open.



strange I know what song you're talking about and also, I lol'd sooo hard
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